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[lingeringhope]

The upset children are right. Do not eat anything with meat in it. This is the last time I accept any help from the others.

Healing the bodies isn't so difficult - anyone I've given a blessing to can do it, and perhaps others who can heal, as well. Separating the spirits from the bodies is much more time-consuming and tedious, however. If you bring them to the altar of my temple, I should be able to do it. Otherwise, we'll find some other way to take care of these monsters.

I cannot believe I have to tell my colleagues not to feed you human meat. This is absolutely ridiculous.

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[hopecanruinyou]

I'll see what I can do. I'm not sure how much energy it'll take though. Uh. If something happens to the electricity in part of the city for a little while it's probably me.

Sorry.

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[lingeringhope]

Please try not to knock the electricity out. That takes power to restore, too.

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[hopecanruinyou]

It's only temporary? And I'd honestly rather avoid it if I can, just.

It's a possibility, is all.

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[lingeringhope]

Very well. I suppose assistance can't come without some cost.

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[hopecanruinyou]

Uh yeah. Like I said, I'll try to avoid it. Or I might never get my driver's license back.

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[lingeringhope]

What in the world is a driver's license?

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[hopecanruinyou]

[whelp. that's what you get for trying to make a joke, thom.]

It's something that gives you permission to drive.

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[lingeringhope]

Drive what?

[And now you're stuck explaining your joke to an overly literal god, HAVE FUN WITH THAT.]

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[hopecanruinyou]

Uh. Drive cars?

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[lingeringhope]

Ah. Machinery, yes? Internal combustion engines. Ugh.

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[hopecanruinyou]

Yeah. Pretty much.

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[lingeringhope]

We don't have those here, so you shouldn't worry about not having a license.

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[hopecanruinyou]

Yeah I know. It was
Uh. A joke.

That I more or less regretted as soon as I sent it.

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[lingeringhope]

Ah, a joke. I see that now. You humans have very strange ideas of humor.

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[hopecanruinyou]

No, that's probably just me.

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[lingeringhope]

You're all quite odd. I doubt that you in particular are appreciably different.