2nd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

if any of you guys touch eddie kaspbrak im gonna come after you right back
i've faced way scarier things than you motherfuckers

[ guess who has no idea what's going on it's this kid]

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[notimpervious]

I do not know what other people are thinking, but I know most people are appalled by the fact that the Null called for the murder of children. In fact, many of us have made their kill list because we oppose that so strongly.

In many ways, killing children is harder, simply because so many of us are ready to fight to prevent that.

[To avoid alerting potential murderers, she switches to private.]

Some of us intend to offer to teach you martial arts or other forms of self defense. Would you be interested in learning?

private text

[trashmouths]

[ he has no idea that Brennan's switched to anything--he's from the 80s, he doesn't understand this shit--but he'll keep typing. ]

like kung fu?

i gotchu frand

[notimpervious]

[................oh god she cannot lie.]

I am not trained in kung fu. I do know karate and kickboxing, and I have taken self-defense seminars.

[trashmouths]

arent you supposed to learn from an old chinese guy??

[notimpervious]

[What...?]

Karate is Japanese.

[Yes, this is what she fixates on first.]

It can be taught by karate-ka who have mastered it.

1/2

[trashmouths]

do you just

2/2

[trashmouths]

are you capable of not acting a robot

[notimpervious]

I do not act like a robot. I am simply specific and clear in order to avoid misunderstandings.