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[prophesiedone]

You know...

I feel a rare opportunity was passed up. I'm not hunted nearly enough.

[Anakin.]

In fact, I don't need a stupid list. I'm looking for volunteers. I'll even return the favor if you like? It's only polite.

[Don't target innocent people; target assholes like him. He's fine with it. It will be comforting because everything in his life is upside down and has ceased to make sense.]

My name is Anakin Skywalker for those who have forgotten. Contact me anytime, day or night.

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[so_dark_a_road]

[ Curufin grins back. ] Well, maybe eerie? But if that sounds somehow negative, it's not meant that way. Rather the reverse. [ And they are all glad to know Anakin! He's well-liked by the whole family. ] Thank you, Anakin. And we'll try to protect you, too!

[ Snort. ] Oh, it can. I wish he thought like you do! I'd a lot rather have an over-protective lover hovering around with a scowl for any stranger than have my bodyguard on a murdering spree.

But as for you, I hope the Null are susceptible to a light saber. I assume you could kill a Clone or a Droid with one?