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[demonsional]

[Hayden's never posted to the Network all on his own before, so it's a little nerve-wracking. In fact, he's kind of shaking a little as he sits himself in front of his video feed, tittering and mumbling to himself before he actually seems to remember he's recording and maybe he should say something. So then he says a lot, all at once, really loudly.]

Hello I'm Hayden and I don't think anybody should think about bad stuff like murder anymore! Perhaps maybe consider...that people are nice and would not like it! I have met a lot of nice people! Tell me who your favorite people are, please! Let's all talk about our favorites! My favorites are Mister Harlan and Miss Temperance and Lord Mister Sir Hope! Also, also, a lot of others I think!

[Hayden takes a breath.]

Thank you goodbye!

[He reaches for his phone and fumbles with it, but then it's off.]

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[eyeofthetiger]

[ okay, he had to laugh ]

Let me guess, you were auditioning for the cheer squad for little league football and your coach is the one who told you to keep on screaming?

[demonsional]

I don't have a coach I am just the way that I am! What is football? Why is the league so little and why do they have a squad that cheers? Please answer all these questions for me!

[I'm sorry, Dean.]

[eyeofthetiger]

[ Dean's raising an eyebrow at the kid ]

Aren't you like... five? That's why it's little league. It's for people who are tiny.

[ but not dwarfs. Dwarfs would kick all the elementary school kids asses ]

And football is a game you play with a ball and a bunch of other kids running down a field. One team tries to stop you from running while your teammates stop the other team from trying to stop you.

[ Dean shrugged ]

Most people find it fun.

[demonsional]

I'm one-hundred-thirty!

[Is he being serious? Is he just being a kid? Who knows! Hayden doesn't exactly stay on the thought long enough for it to stick.]

Ohhh! I hadn't met too many others who are as small as me before I got here...maybe they will let me play with them! But I don't know if they know how! You should coach us!

[Dean Winchester, coach of the Hadriel Little League. It'll be an instant hit.]

[eyeofthetiger]

Uh.... Right kid. I'm sure you're over a hundred.

[ definitely not believing you kid, but for now? He's just basically assuming you ain't really learned how to count just yet. ]

And I'm not so sure I'm the best guy to teach you. I mean, it's been a few years since my own little league days.

[ which were non-existent. then again, maybe a football team ain't such a bad idea... At least he's got the sport look down pretty pat. Then again, Dean and kids? RIP him forever. ]

[demonsional]

I think you'd do a great job!

[Not that he has any remote concept of how or why Dean would do a good job. But hey, any chance to see him in those shorts.]

Please teach me!