Battle of the Bands; Audio

[nowherewolf]

[Tucker usually uses text but today he's making an exception. This is an audio-themed post, after all.]

Hey Hadriel, got a challenge for you.

[And if the many 'fuck off Null' posts this month are any indication, a challenge will surely get peoples' attention.]

Some pretty fuckin' fantastic tunes came in with the newbie wave this month, and I'm pretty sure I've got the best one of the bunch. So your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to prove me wrong. But just know, this is what you're up against.

[There's a couple seconds of silence, followed by the loud click of a boombox play button. And then, with Tucker clearly holding the phone up to a speaker, the entirety of this song plays.]

Think you can beat that shit? Come at me.


[OOC: Find the worst/best music and audio you can, in line with the intro log's examples. Threadjacking is encouraged! Make fun of each others' shitty music. Have fun.]

Comments

audio;

[hasitsthorns]

The best one? It's pretty good, but I don't know about that...

[ Rose's own selection is something a little more modern, some good ol' fashioned rap about a universal topic. No, not love. Something even better. ]

text;

[trashmouths]

i don't care what people are going to post because it's going to be wrong

b-52s.

rock

lobster.

I don't need dinosaurs and weird discs to tell me the greatest song of all time

audio

[evocation]

Nah, I think I win.

[Poor Tucker is going to be accosted with the worst remix ever.]

audio;

[nowherewolf]

Holy shit that is a top contender. It's so many levels of irony deep that I think it's fuckin' serious.

audio;

[nowherewolf]

I'm sorry, which song? This is radio, kid. You're gonna have to belt that shit.

audio

[nowherewolf]

... K what the fuck is that?

[evocation]

Uh, it's me romantically serenading you and shit. Duh.

[nowherewolf]

Right, yeah. The kazoo is clearly the most romantic of the instruments.

[He wants to make a joke about her playing it for Wash sometime but that might be awkward.]

audio;

[demonsional]

I like this game and I have a really very good one I think!

[Are you ready? Are you ready for this, Tucker? It's............





...it's just static. Oh.]

audio;

[nowherewolf]

Uh.

[He would wonder if Hayden found a tape that's not in the human audio range, but that shouldn't matter.]

You wanna try that again buddy?

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay, not bad. A good try. But beat this.

audio;

[toiletseat_girl]

[sorry, but the first couple of minutes of George's reply consist of her laughing her ass off]

Where the fuck did you find that?

[nowherewolf]

Oh my god. That is truly fuckin' something.

... But is it better than this?

audio

[toiletseat_girl]

Ow, my ears. My soul. Damn you, Tucker.

Time for some payback.

Re: audio

[nowherewolf]

I don't know what you're talkin' about, payback. That shit is bangin'.

[audio]

[circumitus]

[Oh fuck off, dude.

[Not that Rey says that, or says anything.

[Enjoy some quality Queen recorded on her phone, though.]

audio

[toiletseat_girl]

Oh yeah? Yeah? Okay. I wasn't gonna bring this shit out so early, but you've left me no choice.

[audio]

[nowherewolf]

Hey, whoa, wait.

[TIME OUT!!!]

You can't play Queen for this. That's like, actually good music.

audio

[nowherewolf]

[Most of the noise on the other end is just Tucker laughing his ass off. Give him a minute.]

audio

[toiletseat_girl]

So, do I win?

text ig?

[ghostlocked]

[Harlan just attaches a shitty audio recording. No explanation necessary.]

[evocation]

Yep. If you ever need some hot dating tips, you know where to find me.

sure close enough

[nowherewolf]

HH what the shit.

[But that doesn't slow him down from sending this back.]

[nowherewolf]

[Nevermind he's going for it.]

Play it for your boy Wash sometime. It'll be hot.

[nowherewolf]

Shit dude, I don't know. There's a lot of good contenders right now. Don't want to call it too early.