Battle of the Bands; Audio

[nowherewolf]

[Tucker usually uses text but today he's making an exception. This is an audio-themed post, after all.]

Hey Hadriel, got a challenge for you.

[And if the many 'fuck off Null' posts this month are any indication, a challenge will surely get peoples' attention.]

Some pretty fuckin' fantastic tunes came in with the newbie wave this month, and I'm pretty sure I've got the best one of the bunch. So your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to prove me wrong. But just know, this is what you're up against.

[There's a couple seconds of silence, followed by the loud click of a boombox play button. And then, with Tucker clearly holding the phone up to a speaker, the entirety of this song plays.]

Think you can beat that shit? Come at me.


[OOC: Find the worst/best music and audio you can, in line with the intro log's examples. Threadjacking is encouraged! Make fun of each others' shitty music. Have fun.]

Comments

audio;

[hasitsthorns]

The best one? It's pretty good, but I don't know about that...

[ Rose's own selection is something a little more modern, some good ol' fashioned rap about a universal topic. No, not love. Something even better. ]

audio;

[nowherewolf]

Holy shit that is a top contender. It's so many levels of irony deep that I think it's fuckin' serious.

audio;

[hasitsthorns]

I know, right? This group's love of ice cream is truly transcendental.

audio;

[toiletseat_girl]

[sorry, but the first couple of minutes of George's reply consist of her laughing her ass off]

Where the fuck did you find that?

audio;

[hasitsthorns]

[ It is pretty great, isn't it? Rose's own face splits into a grin at the laughter. ]

When you're a roadie, you get exposed to some great music.

audio;

[toiletseat_girl]

[wonderful and terrible and the use of the ice cream truck music is the cherry on top of the sundae]

You worked as a roadie? That's cool.

text;

[trashmouths]

i don't care what people are going to post because it's going to be wrong

b-52s.

rock

lobster.

I don't need dinosaurs and weird discs to tell me the greatest song of all time

audio;

[nowherewolf]

I'm sorry, which song? This is radio, kid. You're gonna have to belt that shit.

text;

[trashmouths]

okay how much time do i have i need to warm up

get my vocals up and running

like 30 seconds?

[ Is he looking for Eddie in Ignis' house right now? You fucking bet. ]

audio

[evocation]

Nah, I think I win.

[Poor Tucker is going to be accosted with the worst remix ever.]

audio

[nowherewolf]

... K what the fuck is that?

[evocation]

Uh, it's me romantically serenading you and shit. Duh.

audio;

[demonsional]

I like this game and I have a really very good one I think!

[Are you ready? Are you ready for this, Tucker? It's............





...it's just static. Oh.]

audio;

[nowherewolf]

Uh.

[He would wonder if Hayden found a tape that's not in the human audio range, but that shouldn't matter.]

You wanna try that again buddy?

[demonsional]

What?

[Okay, hold that thought. Hayden seems to realize on his own that blank static with no music is not music? Amazing. So he's actively teleporting himself back to the Colosseum to grab some CDs before he comes back breathless to present one to Tucker.]

Here!

[Here!]

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay, not bad. A good try. But beat this.

[nowherewolf]

Oh my god. That is truly fuckin' something.

... But is it better than this?

audio

[toiletseat_girl]

Ow, my ears. My soul. Damn you, Tucker.

Time for some payback.

[audio]

[circumitus]

[Oh fuck off, dude.

[Not that Rey says that, or says anything.

[Enjoy some quality Queen recorded on her phone, though.]

[audio]

[nowherewolf]

Hey, whoa, wait.

[TIME OUT!!!]

You can't play Queen for this. That's like, actually good music.

text ig?

[ghostlocked]

[Harlan just attaches a shitty audio recording. No explanation necessary.]

sure close enough

[nowherewolf]

HH what the shit.

[But that doesn't slow him down from sending this back.]

[ghostlocked]

[Harlan was at first really offended that JT was slamming A Ha but then the recorders kicked in and he lost his mind briefly.]

that all u got?

[BYE.]

[Video]

[drabsolutelynot]

No matter what any of you have found, I can say that I've heard worse in this cave.

[And it is one of his fondest memories of Sans the Skeleton]

Though I can't say I'll ever understand what it is with young people and awful music.

[audio]

[nowherewolf]

You sure about that? Don't make me pull out my trump card.

[He'll do it. Don't tempt him.]

And don't knock the new music, dude. I'm sure your generation had plenty of bad shit, too.