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[avvakir]

This has got to be some fucked up purgatory, right? [ He rolls his eyes before anyone can show him the guide. He's read it. Thoroughly. And it all sounds like a round of bullshit. But who can call bullshit when you've got a death god on your side, right? Not that Ryuk is here. He clutches a dark, worn notebook to his chest, only the back visible. ]

I mean, I've seen some really fucked up shit, all right? The kind that won't go away or disappear when it's all over. [ He's speaking a little faster now, nervous. ]

Fuck.

I'm in an underground cave that pulls chaotic creatures in through some fucked up Door. [ He shakes his as he laughs in disbelief. ] It's gotta be the fucking morphine.

Also, were those fucking velociraptors?  I have to be fucking dead.

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[avvakir]

By the people. The people choose the god and they choose the one that keeps them as safe as can be. They want protection. They want proof it's real.

[ And I gave it to them, bam. ]

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[outofthefire]

[raised eyebrow]

So we're not talking about the big-G God of church and little baby Jesus, are we?

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[avvakir]

Those are just stories to provide the people with an ultimately useless sense of hope. We need a god that does what he says he will, that will cleanse humanity and bring about a brighter day.

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[outofthefire]

Really? Sounds like you've given this a lot of thought. But how would the god do what he says he's gonna do?

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[avvakir]

With the right knowledge and power. [ It's more than clear he knows more than he lets on. ]

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[outofthefire]

[she looks speculative before she replies]

How would he get that information?

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[avvakir]

A god of death. [ no joke, totally serious ]

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[outofthefire]

[she's not as thrown by that as most girls. after all, her own father was possessed by a demon]

Really? Where'd you meet this god of death?

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[avvakir]

He picked me. [ We'll skip the part where he turned into a total shit baby the moment Ryuk made his appearance. Spooky ass Willem Dafoe. ] And he gave me a gift, showed me how to take care of the cruel and the heartless; the murderers and thieves and rapists. The monsters in the alley.

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[outofthefire]

You? Why you? [he seems normal by her standards. granted, her standards are a little off] So you, what? Killed them all? How?

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[avvakir]

A variety of ways, all from the comfort of my bedroom. One man was impaled with a steak knife at a restaurant, an obvious accident. I had a rapist's head sliced right off thanks to a few words and slip of a truck. The girl got away ok. He had to have a closed casket.

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[outofthefire]

[her interest piques at the mention of a dead rapist]

Those must have been some words.

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[avvakir]

Sometimes, all it takes is a name.

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[outofthefire]

So you give the name to your death god and he kills people?