VIDEO - 001

[avvakir]

This has got to be some fucked up purgatory, right? [ He rolls his eyes before anyone can show him the guide. He's read it. Thoroughly. And it all sounds like a round of bullshit. But who can call bullshit when you've got a death god on your side, right? Not that Ryuk is here. He clutches a dark, worn notebook to his chest, only the back visible. ]

I mean, I've seen some really fucked up shit, all right? The kind that won't go away or disappear when it's all over. [ He's speaking a little faster now, nervous. ]

Fuck.

I'm in an underground cave that pulls chaotic creatures in through some fucked up Door. [ He shakes his as he laughs in disbelief. ] It's gotta be the fucking morphine.

Also, were those fucking velociraptors?  I have to be fucking dead.

Comments

lmfao

[avvakir]

That's not what your mom told me last night.

[ghoulaid]

i hope she at least tipped u. itll be her good deed for the year

[avvakir]

I told her to keep it. Looked like she needed it more than I did.

[ghoulaid]

lmao holy shit u rly are a sucker

[avvakir]

Yep, you got me.