[Video]

[sonofacesius]

Hey guys, I know everything is really intense right now. But if anyone sees Percy Jackson--seventeen, brown hair, green eyes, might turn into a miniature hurricane? If you see him and he's unconscious or injured and can't move, just throw him in the lake.

No, he won't drown. Trust me.

Comments

[ghoulaid]

cuz if it gets wasted we are gonna be fucked for real. aint like we can pack up and hunt out a new source. fuckin stuck here & yall play with it like its a toy

( Which is the exact opposite of how he's used to living. He came from a desert, where water is more valuable than any amount of money. It was also wide-open and very much not an inescapable death-trap disguised as a cave. This is pretty hard to get used to.

The blood-thing is a little easier to absorb, at least. But not by much. )

are u telling me
ur a god damn god

( Is he even allowed to say "god damn god" to someone like that. )

[sonofacesius]

Hope wont let anything happen to us. It's in their best interests to keep us alive. We're no good to them dead.

[Or as a potted plant, sea foam or a sunflower. He was amazed he actually met gods who hadn't threatened to turn him in to something else. But, everyone had different priorities.]

No, I'm not a god. And neither is Percy. But our fathers are. Were. Are.


[Why did the situation with Apollo have to be so confusing? Zeus? Are you getting his bribes here? Want to restore his father to full godhood yet?]

It's actually a lot less cool than it sounds.

[ghoulaid]

haaaahhaah the one that got fucked up? i think hes kinda busy rn....& whatever. partgods then. ur partgods. with god dads. and magic blood. and we have to drown u to save u, then drink ur weird leftover halfiegod soup

( This is ridiculous. Can't the lake just be enchanted instead? That's so much simpler. )

i am so sick of this place

Interjecting Percy

[mightypen]

the water thing is just me actually.

Fish already pee in the lake, and I'm pretty sure the sewer system runs in there eventually.

oh my god

[ghoulaid]

( Why. WHY??? )

yeah well fuck you. u live in there

Look, it's a really good argument

[mightypen]

no thanks?

I live on land just most people. They don't have WiFi underwater.

you can't just tell people that fish pee in the things they consume!!!

[ghoulaid]

( On one hand, he doesn't want this jackhole in the water. But on the other... If wifi doesn't work, he can't send messages... Probably. Right? Fuck it. It's apparently full of fish pee and sewage anyway. )

yeah u need to go down there asap

It's true though!!

[mightypen]

Kinda too busy fighting evil robots that want to murder people.

ಠ╭╮ಠ

[ghoulaid]

really cuz it looks more like youre busy ruining my life

8D

[mightypen]

Sorry? You must be close enough to get rained on then.

[ghoulaid]

wow if u make it rain hard enough they might hydroplane & fall down
g e n i u s

[sonofacesius]

We got people protecting him. He'll be fine. You just have to have hope. Actually, that should help him too. Think you can do that? We need to keep him as safe and healthy as we can and the gods here feed off emotions. It will help him heal.

[Will had given the 'your a demigod' speech to a bunch of campers, it comes up a lot when your head counselor of the Apollo cabin. But this guy? Kind of seemed like he was having a breakdown. You know, if he wasn't high on something.]


It's demigod. Demi, for part. And just Percy. If you drown me, I'll die.

You really don't seem okay. It's alright to be freaked out.

[ghoulaid]

( S q u i n t s. That was disgustingly positive. Ghoul hates it. How can he delete things on here? )

im gonna drown u for real if u keep using that fuckin doctor tone on me. im not freaked out, im pissed off!!

( Maybe a little freaked out. His life is really hard right now, okay. But he is, indeed, also mad. )

[sonofacesius]

[That's Will. Literal sunshine.Just be grateful he wasn't making you sing a song, take deep breaths or meditate.]

And why would that be? I can't help unless I understand.

[ghoulaid]

( There's not supposed to be sunshine IN A CAVE. )

no. stop it. u are not going to help

[sonofacesius]

[There will always be sunshine when Will's around! Considering his dad is literally the sun.]

Why not?

[ghoulaid]

im an adult i got this ok

[sonofacesius]

Everyone needs help now and then. Being an adult has nothing to do with it.

[ghoulaid]

ohhhhhhh my god

[sonofacesius]

What now?

[ghoulaid]

youre killing me. for real killing me

look
i got this ok im green. and even if i wasnt im like 99% sure u aint got the answers

( Unless... )

unless ur dad is the deadpeople god. maybe

[sonofacesius]

You never know until you ask. I might have some answers.


My dad's kind of the sun. But my boyfriend's dad is in charge of the underworld.

[ghoulaid]

offfffff course

( Of course his dad is the fucking sun, and of course he's dating babydeath. Why wouldn't this be as far-fetched as possible? )

maybe ill pop off a few questions for your bf once the robot apocalypse mellows down. sorry but its prob above ur paygrade sunshine

[sonofacesius]

[Will would have argued about that, but there really wasn't debating the fact that he was a B class demigod and Nico was an A. There power levels were completely different. But it would have been nice for it not to be rubbed in his face.]

Try me. I might surprise you.