Code - 005 [Text] (Dated to the 10th)

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

 I've got an important question for you, Hadriel:
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House? 

[99% of you will not realize that this is Whistler's announcement that he is no longer well...dead. But thats the point, isn't it? The people who need to know will know. The rest of you can enjoy a quality joke.]

[Private to Julie]

How you holding up, Jules? 

 

Comments

text; private

[redwinekindofgirl]

Irwin!?
I can't believe you're telling my shitty joke to everyone.

[She'd laughed. Honestly, it was just what she needed.]

Re: text; private

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Don't sell yourself short, Julie. Thats a grade A joke.

But about that 'Irwin' thing, you're gunna have to keep that between you and me, ok? You get special 'Irwin' privileges. Everyone else knows me as 'Whistler.'

[Be cool, Julie. Be cool.]

text; private

[redwinekindofgirl]

Ooooh, I get it. Now I feel special.

[You tell a girl your real name just because you're dying and then she can't use it?]

Are you okay? All in one piece?

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

All my bits and pieces are present and accounted for.

Wiring's a bit faulty though. But I can't complain.

[redwinekindofgirl]

[A few minutes pass before her next message.]

Thank you, for letting me know you're alright... I know you never intended for me to find you.

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Hey. I'm the one who should be thanking you.

All jokes aside [A rare thing for Whistler] It was nice not to go alone.

But sorry you got the shit end of the stick on that one.

voice;

[thelastjoy]

[Isn't this the guy she thought she was friends with a while back?]

I think it'd depend a lot on the size of the house.

Re: voice;

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

[Uh clearly you mean this is your BFF]

Or the determination of the kangaroo?

voice;

[thelastjoy]

[Best of all best friends.]

Determination only gets you so far. But maybe if it had a lil' science on its side to help it out.

Re: voice;

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Like a jetpack?

voice;

[thelastjoy]

Yeah. Or, like, modifyin' the kangaroo. Through science.

private.

[puzzlingly]

you told me you were safe

Re: private.

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

I was. Until I wasn't.

Re: private.

[puzzlingly]

glad youre back

Re: private.

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

I'm glad you're still standing, kid.

What'd I miss?

Re: private.

[puzzlingly]

null attacking
people dying
the usual?

[am_i_a_monster]

Yes because a house doesn't jump.

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Ah you got it!

Have you already heard this one or are you just clever?

[am_i_a_monster]

Maybe not that clever, I had to think it over for a moment.

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Well good job cuz you got there in the end.

voice

[so_dark_a_road]

[ Curufin is laughing. ] I'd like to see the house try it. Now that would be a sight to see!

Re: voice

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Well it could happen, right? A lot of people around here have got that magic thing going on so I think at least one or two of them could make a house jump.

voice

[so_dark_a_road]

Maybe more than two or three. Say! We could get up a house-jumping tournament! With prizes!

Re: voice

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

What is a good prize for the winner of a house jumping tournament?

voice

[so_dark_a_road]

They get to keep the house? Or else they can have the kangaroo.