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[paragonbrosca]

 [The video feed activates, revealing a disheveled but still upright Aren, Barkspawn peering over her shoulder. Where they are isn't identifiable, except that she's sitting with her back against a wall.]

So, we've heard plenty of amazing pep-talks. I'm not here to be redundant. I just want to say a couple of things, that's all. 

First off: Don't be a dumbass and fight past your limit.  If you have the chance to rest up and heal, for fuck's sake, take it. If you're around and need backup, let me know. Yeah, I know those nug-humpers are watching us, but at this point it's not about stealth, is it? Barkspawn and I are pretty damn fast on our feet when we need to be. [Barkspawn huffs, looking smug.]

Second, I don't know about you but I like to party as hard has I fight. I said it before to just one person but now I'm saying it to everyone else; once we're done with these assholes, I say we grab a keg and have a hang-out at the hot springs. I'm not going into details before they're all accounted for, but, you know. It's something to keep in mind. 

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[paragonbrosca]

Grey Wardens fight darkspawn, these tainted beings that only exist to corrupt and kill. They dig and dig until they reach a slumbering Old God and turn it into an archdemon, which leads them to the surface in a giant horde. That's called a Blight, and we've had five of them so far.

[so_dark_a_road]

Ah, that explains the pun! Barkspawn! [ Grin. ]

A plague of darkspawn? Grim. They have the power to turn a god into a demon? That sounds truly evil.

[paragonbrosca]

Someone finally gets it! [Aren grins. She shouldn't have to point out her own puns, that's just sad.]

Yeah, they are. Mindless assholes that taint the land, air, people, everything. The only reason why Thedas isn't corrupted from sea to sea is because the Grey Wardens manage to be consistently awesome. But if legend is right, there's at least two more to go.