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hadriel2017-12-17 03:55 pm
wonderland_vogue) wrote in hadriel2017-12-17 03:55 pm
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[For someone that had just arrived not that long ago, when shit was going down, Lydia seems... calm enough as she's merely watching the scorching suns outside from what appears to be some sort of building, though she's made it pretty clear she doesn't want to give away the exact location.
Until she's sighing and hopping down from where she'd been perched, hair tied back in a high ponytail and a grin crossing pastel purple lips to match an outfit that could be clearly called gaudy consisting of that color and deep gold. And shiny enough to blind a person if she didn't seem to carefully understand the angles of that and this contraption.]
Gotta say, my dears, I think I vastly prefer the sun... suns, I guess, being out compared to some dank and dreary conditions you evidently had previously. Not that I'm terribly concerned, I don't require the same... conditions you humans the like do to survive in an environment like this, let's say.
[She's gesturing outside again, grin never faltering the whole way, showmanship forever on display if she can help it.]
I'm Lydia and let me preempt everything you'll probably hear about me, I'm quite a generous person if you play by the rules~
Until she's sighing and hopping down from where she'd been perched, hair tied back in a high ponytail and a grin crossing pastel purple lips to match an outfit that could be clearly called gaudy consisting of that color and deep gold. And shiny enough to blind a person if she didn't seem to carefully understand the angles of that and this contraption.]
Gotta say, my dears, I think I vastly prefer the sun... suns, I guess, being out compared to some dank and dreary conditions you evidently had previously. Not that I'm terribly concerned, I don't require the same... conditions you humans the like do to survive in an environment like this, let's say.
[She's gesturing outside again, grin never faltering the whole way, showmanship forever on display if she can help it.]
I'm Lydia and let me preempt everything you'll probably hear about me, I'm quite a generous person if you play by the rules~
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Get my bearings, see what's going on here, see what does and doesn't catch my interest. I never said I had a solid plan outside of that, have I, darling?
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[ CRAZY SUSPICIOUS ]
... Odd.
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What's your name, by the way? It seems awfully rude for such a pleasant and well-mannered boy to not tell a lady their name, right? [ABORT, ANGUS, ABORT.]
flies in here
Instead, he rips the door to Angus' room open, runs over, and smacks the phone directly out of his hand, proceeding to squat in front of it and glare directly into the camera.]
Hey! Absolutely fucking not!
I'm dying RIP
That's.
Not what she expected.
And right back to the most bored expression in the history of ever.]
How did you of all people end up with such a charming child? Did you kidnap him or something?
OH MY GOD
[ Angus is stunned for a few seconds, and then tries to reach around Taako to get at his phone. It isn't going very well, Lydia can probably just see his face peeking out from behind Taako's shoulders. ]
No ma'am, but technically everybody here was kidnapped if you think about it!
:^)
Why the fuck would I kidnap a boy? This place sucks, I'm not gonna let him live on his own. Also, totally not my kid, thanks.
[He just sort of. Reaches down like he's gonna pat Angus on the head, but instead presses it into his big fluffy hair and pushes down so he doesn't jump or something.]
Shhh, Ango, she's a murdering lich who tries to steal Uncle Magnus' soul, don't give her your shit.
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I know that's not your kid, unlike you he's actually rather cute for a... human. [What are you even doing right now, Lydia, oh my god.]
I never directly murdered anyone, thank you very much, and that was Edward that took his body, not me. If you're going to accuse me of things then at least have your facts correct.
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Y-you mean... from Wonderland? The ones who put Magnus in the mannequin body?
[ And then, at normal volume for Lydia's benefit (while still staying well out of the frame!): ]
That's still aiding and abetting, ma'am, you were complicit! That wouldn't hold up in court!
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If I have to take shit for shit my twin does, so do you, buddy. And uh, you definitely tried! Really hard, actually!
[You hit him with a washing machine, Lydia, a man doesn't just forget that.]
Anyway, keep your bony hands off this boy, unless you want an express trip to a little umbrella vacay. You dig?