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[weedbgon]

hey guys when are we finally gonna name this planet? something COOL. because i got some good ones!

what if we call it "the extreme teen bi-ball"? for the two suns! or "spume"! i think spume is a pretty good one.

how do we vote on this? who's got ideas? if we get enough we could just use a different one every day. yknow keep it fresh!

[ anyway sorry, but merle is... here.

(i've come back from hiatus to say. 1. he icly forgot all about offering dance lessons probably within a week of doing it, and 2. if anyone wants/needs to discuss handwaving an old thread, my office hours are open.) ]

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[sonofacesius]

Don't you think naming something that most likely already has a name is a little disrespectful? Why don't you ask them what it was called first?

[weedbgon]

i mean i dont see any labels. they probably wouldve mentioned it right?

what if its named one of those old words of power that got lost to time and we cant pronounce it? then we might as well just call it spume anyway

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[angelofnaboo]

I must vote against both options you've offered. Do any of the natives of this world have a name for it?

[sonofacesius]

Logic isn't really your strong suit is it? Just ask the gods.

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[hellosirs]

is “spume” really a word, sir??

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[imhisaunt]

Oh! What a lovely idea!

[Finding a name could be fun]

Well, I always thought Paris was a nice name....or Florence...

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[weedbgon]

[ Aha! At last. Someone who isn't naysaying his clearly super well thought out and great idea!! ]

Ooh, Florence. [ It sounds kind of like flower so he's about as into it as he's into anything. ] I like it! Sounds kinda fancy! Make ourselves a, uh, a high-class society.

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[weedbgon]

do you have proof that it isn't

i sure don't have proof that it isn't

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[weedbgon]

i dunno. i mean if they wanna let me know that's great. but i dont have atlases falling out of my pockets here.

[weedbgon]

ill have you know that words get lost to time ALL the time! probably. i dont have any references.

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[pocketspa]

did you make up that word
not bi-ball thats kind of great and obviously fake so

[restinglichface]

can we name it something with a hashtag
maybe we can get our new planet trending

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[badchoicesmadeeasy]

"spume"?

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[unhappycamper]

Oh hell no, Spume sounds gross.

And the other one's stupid too because it's too fucking long. Most planets have one or two syllable names. Like Mars. Or Saturn.

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[hellosirs]

Well, no, the library's gone, and I assume it took all the dictionaries with it. What does it mean?

[sonofacesius]

Uh huh. I gotta yell you, that's not real compelling.

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[angelofnaboo]

Have you asked them? I'm sure that they'd be more than willing to let you know how they address their own planet. We are, after all, visitors, are we not?

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[weedbgon]

i mean in my defense every planets got somethin gross in it

so the first one is GOOD except for how long it is! is that your vote?

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[weedbgon]

yeah spume

i guess if you wanna get technical it's Spume?

[weedbgon]

i like the way you think, sis! lets trend this planet! get the word out! hashtag spume!

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[unhappycamper]

No, they're both fucking terrible. Pick something else, Hippie Grandpa.

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[weedbgon]

theres nothing less fake than bi-balls OR spume thank you

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[weedbgon]

something cool is what it means kid! come on get with the times!

[ but like 4 seconds later: ]

ok i dont remember exactly. but i know i like it!

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[weedbgon]

oh wait so is this like officially their planet? did they say that somewhere?

i thought we were just kinda hopping around!

[ he has the worst actual memory and no excuse for it. also he doesn't pay attention to a lot of things. ]

[weedbgon]

haha yeah i havent made any arguments real compelling in a while

but hey if youre looking to convert to worshipping pan im your guy!