Hey, how do you know anything you told me would be scandalizing? Who knows what crazy stuff I've seen okay, I'm a college student.

[It's clearly a joke; it's totally possible to scandalize him. It wouldn't even take a lot of effort.

The rest of that response sounds a bit foreboding, and he's feeling even more confident in his decision to mostly avoid drinking for now.]

That's... Pretty ominous, not gonna lie.