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[thechoiceisyours]

[The video feed turns on to show what is probably a strange pair of people to be making a post together. It's also a really, really important post about an incredibly important subject.

Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]

Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.

[Is everyone relieved? Good.]

Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.

[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]

Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]

I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?

[ Yes, she is serious. ]

We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.

[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?

Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]

Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.

[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]

Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]

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[mismanagement]

[Maketh is indeed a natural blonde. 'Fun' would not be the word to describe her current mood. A little confused. Perhaps a touch annoyed that people are doing this when they should be working.

But also - maybe - a bit devious.

Just a little]

Well. Does alcohol factor into your poll? Be specific.

[64th]

I'm glad you asked. There's a guy here who can make alcohol. And I can make wine. [ DO NOT LET HER MAKE PRISON WINE. ]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Oh hey, Maketh. He offers her a smile and then a moment of fake contemplation at her question.]

What, factor in as like, having fun because of drinking? That counts, though it'll probably be more helpful a suggestion for Cashmere than me.

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[casperdisaster]

Yes.

[Noah says, drinking from what appears to be a mason jar with very ... viscous liquid in it.

It's vodka+berry mix.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

Yes to the blond thing or the fun thing? Or both?

[If it's both he's noticing a pattern here, and it involves alcohol.]

[64th]

That's one more vote for alcohol. Excellent.

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[fuwatokurage]

[Raising his hand!]

Does this count as blond? Like...platinum blond?

[It's really stark white, but he's learned about clubs recently so...he's over enthused.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Hm. Good question--and also white hair is pretty cool--and Chris gives a shrug.]

Sure, why not. Is that like, your natural hair?

[Because unless you're really old naturally white hair is not much of a thing where he's from, though who knows about other places.]

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[unitas]

If you're into stereotypes, I've also heard they're dumb as rocks.

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[thechoiceisyours]

So I should put you on the 'not having fun' list is what you're saying.

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[unfollowing]

[Are you fucking serious, Chris.]

are you fucking serious, chris?

[She may be addressing Chris, but she hasn't made the message private to him. We can only guess what could possibly happen.]

[64th]

He's pretty serious.

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[thechoiceisyours]

Wow Em are you feeling left out or something?

[...Also hopefully she'll take that as the joke it's meant to be.]

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[cowardley]

Oh my gosh, you guys are so dumb. [ but the comment comes with a smile. it's a little silly, but they need something silly right now. ]

[64th]

You're being really judgmental right now. [ she's smiling too, but seriously though Chris and Cash are being super hilarious and she won't hear otherwise. ]

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[thechoiceisyours]

No way Ash, our brilliant plan is going to work perfectly.

[Their brilliant plan to... Something. There's definitely no plan.]

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[dangerous_dog]

Not me. But if you want a bartender's insight on it-

[64th]

Professional opinions are always welcome.

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[morphinum]

ahaha oh my god is this real are you really that desperate for friends

[64th]

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, JOJO

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[dreamcatcher]

I don't care what Marilyn Monroe tells you, being blonde doesn't make anything more fun.

( source: a blonde with a shitty life. )

I'm pretty new, so correct me if I'm wrong, but nothing about this seems 'fun'. For anybody.

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[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, see, that's what I thought but Cashmere seemed pretty convinced otherwise.

[And since this is a new arrival, he'll be a little more serious than he has been the rest of the post.]

Yeah, no. It's uh... Not been great.

You just arrive in the last few days with everyone else?

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[smited]

You do realize any suggestions/'secrets' you get will likely have nothing to do with hair color.

[64th]

what??? :O

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[ichaer]

I don't believe I've heard that one before. Is there really such a saying in your worlds that someone simply has more fun based on the color of their hair?

[ considering her idea of fun is going out and fighting monsters, perhaps it's for the best that her own hair is ashen-white. ]

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[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, there's really a saying about it, though I think it's mostly a joke. Unfortunately, since I could use extra fun for no good reason.

[He doesn't like monsters; he likes video games and wifi and pizza. :c]

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[cashlin]

Wow, guys.

[Well. She's got nothing better to do, so she'll bite.]

How about gingers? We have a lot of fun.

[64th]

[ wow indeed. ]

How much fun?

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[faithfulwolf]

[ Not a blondie, he's a redhead, so it took a lot of hesitation to reply to this but there's something that Wolf doesn't understand. ]

S-should blondes have more fun..? Ah--sorry--um, I just... does fun matter depending on hair color? It's nothing I've heard about at the salon.

[ He sort of works as a hairdresser in Hell. He's not all that good at it, so he's been delegated to assisting with dyeing, washing and cleaning etc but... he thinks he should learn if this is a thing he has to know. Does Ed know? Ed is blond. Or is it a not-French not-British thing because otherwise Ed and Jack would know right? ]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[All these redheads encroaching on this post, gosh.

Chris is totally unbothered.]

Nah, not really. It's just a saying in my world and apparently a bunch of others too, though I guess not yours? There's a whole bunch of weird hair-related stereotypes.