hadriel | 003 [Video]

[The video feed turns on to show what is probably a strange pair of people to be making a post together. It's also a really, really important post about an incredibly important subject.

Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]

Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.

[Is everyone relieved? Good.]

Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.

[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]

Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]

I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?

[ Yes, she is serious. ]

We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.

[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?

Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]

Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.

[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]

Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]

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[Maketh is indeed a natural blonde. 'Fun' would not be the word to describe her current mood. A little confused. Perhaps a touch annoyed that people are doing this when they should be working.

But also - maybe - a bit devious.

Just a little]

Well. Does alcohol factor into your poll? Be specific.

I'm glad you asked. There's a guy here who can make alcohol. And I can make wine. [ DO NOT LET HER MAKE PRISON WINE. ]

[Oh hey, Maketh. He offers her a smile and then a moment of fake contemplation at her question.]

What, factor in as like, having fun because of drinking? That counts, though it'll probably be more helpful a suggestion for Cashmere than me.

[Her expression is deceptively serious. Apparently she does have a sense of humor. Don't tell anyone.]

Of course. I'm wonderful at parties.

[She tips her head to the side.]

Perhaps. But these phones can take pictures, can't they?

Truly? I shall have to meet this man. And I'm afraid we haven't been introduced. A shame when you have such talents. [DON'T TEMPT MAKETH SHE MIGHT HELP]

Oh yeah?

[He can't tell if she's sarcastic or serious, but either one is intriguing in its own way.]

Yeah, definitely.

[A suspicious pause.]

Why?

I've been laying low recently. But this was important enough to make an appearance for. [ she grins. ]

I'm Cashmere.

Mhmm-hmm. One day I may scandalize you with some of the Empire's graduation traditions.

[She gives him a little smile.]

Oh, who knows when you might see something interesting once the drinks start circulating. And decide the rest of the world ought to see it as well.

A grand occasion indeed.

Maketh Tua, at your service.

Welcome to our very exclusive club, Maketh. We're glad to have you.

Hey, how do you know anything you told me would be scandalizing? Who knows what crazy stuff I've seen okay, I'm a college student.

[It's clearly a joke; it's totally possible to scandalize him. It wouldn't even take a lot of effort.

The rest of that response sounds a bit foreboding, and he's feeling even more confident in his decision to mostly avoid drinking for now.]

That's... Pretty ominous, not gonna lie.

Yes.

[Noah says, drinking from what appears to be a mason jar with very ... viscous liquid in it.

It's vodka+berry mix.]

Yes to the blond thing or the fun thing? Or both?

[If it's both he's noticing a pattern here, and it involves alcohol.]

That's one more vote for alcohol. Excellent.

[Raising his hand!]

Does this count as blond? Like...platinum blond?

[It's really stark white, but he's learned about clubs recently so...he's over enthused.]

If you're into stereotypes, I've also heard they're dumb as rocks.

[Hm. Good question--and also white hair is pretty cool--and Chris gives a shrug.]

Sure, why not. Is that like, your natural hair?

[Because unless you're really old naturally white hair is not much of a thing where he's from, though who knows about other places.]

So I should put you on the 'not having fun' list is what you're saying.

Oh, no, I'm having tons of fun in this place. [ There is no doubting the amount of sarcasm in her voice. ] It's basically my dream vacation, and I'm really looking forward to when this shit goes Hostel.

What about you, enjoying yourself in chez Hell?

[Eurgh, Hostel.]

That was a really terrible movie.

[He's lost a whole lot of fondness for horror movies after the whole debacle back home, and he didn't even like Hostel to begin with.]

Oh, yeah, it's awesome here. Tons of relaxing, fun stuff to do, and great internet.

[His own sarcasm is pretty clear as well, even though he's affecting fake enthusiasm. Hadriel's still better than being on the mountain, but it's been trying really hard to lose that status lately.]

I'm sure.

Call it intuition. [Mostly she's teasing him. Having a little fun.

She leans back, more serious this time.]

It needn't be.

[Are you fucking serious, Chris.]

are you fucking serious, chris?

[She may be addressing Chris, but she hasn't made the message private to him. We can only guess what could possibly happen.]

Oh my gosh, you guys are so dumb. [ but the comment comes with a smile. it's a little silly, but they need something silly right now. ]

You're being really judgmental right now. [ she's smiling too, but seriously though Chris and Cash are being super hilarious and she won't hear otherwise. ]

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