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hadriel2016-03-12 10:44 pm
thechoiceisyours) wrote in hadriel2016-03-12 10:44 pm
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003 [Video]
[The video feed turns on to show what is probably a strange pair of people to be making a post together. It's also a really, really important post about an incredibly important subject.
Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]
Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.
[Is everyone relieved? Good.]
Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.
[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]
Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]
I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?
[ Yes, she is serious. ]
We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.
[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?
Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]
Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.
[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]
Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]
Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]
Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.
[Is everyone relieved? Good.]
Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.
[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]
Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]
I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?
[ Yes, she is serious. ]
We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.
[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?
Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]
Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.
[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]
Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]
[Video]
I think that was before me. Which is great, since that sounds pretty terrible.
The monsters that showed up in the arena with me were these freaky transparent things that didn't like light or fire.
[He'd gotten really lucky in that, because he'd had a lighter with him and, after the wendigos, fire was his go-to for monsters. It hadn't hurt them, but it had kept them back enough that in combination with Bob's shooting they'd managed to get out of the arena.]