003 [Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[The video feed turns on to show what is probably a strange pair of people to be making a post together. It's also a really, really important post about an incredibly important subject.

Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]

Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.

[Is everyone relieved? Good.]

Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.

[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]

Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]

I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?

[ Yes, she is serious. ]

We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.

[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?

Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]

Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.

[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]

Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]

Comments

[64th]

I'm pretty sure that means we should be friends. Since we both have excellent taste.

[casperdisaster]

Yes! Yes, absolutely! I'm Noah!

[64th]

Nice to meet you, Noah. I'm Cashmere. Obviously. What exactly is it that you're drinking?

[casperdisaster]

It's actually from where I was before. A vodka berry mix... I made it with a friend so I've been trying to make it last, but.

[Well, it's almost gone. He caps it for now, setting it aside.]

[64th]

Sounds good. Maybe Delight can help you make something like it?

[casperdisaster]

Oh, probably. It's just some berries and vodka and sugar and a little water stewing for a few months. [Noah swirls the closed mason jar closer to the camera so she can see.]

It wouldn't be the same though. This one is special because I made it with my friend.