003 [Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[The video feed turns on to show what is probably a strange pair of people to be making a post together. It's also a really, really important post about an incredibly important subject.

Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]

Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.

[Is everyone relieved? Good.]

Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.

[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]

Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]

I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?

[ Yes, she is serious. ]

We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.

[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?

Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]

Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.

[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]

Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]

Comments

[64th]

He helped me out during all that wendigo excitement. I'm getting to know him a little better now that I'm... me.

[dangerous_dog]

Yeah, he's a good one. He talked me through the thing where we were all buried.

[64th]

It's nice knowing we have someone watching our backs.

[dangerous_dog]

I'll let you get back to the poll. But I'm going to teach him to shoot sometime-

[64th]

Sounds promising. Send him back to me if you think he needs some knife skills.

[dangerous_dog]

I'll do that.