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hadriel2016-03-12 10:44 pm
thechoiceisyours) wrote in hadriel2016-03-12 10:44 pm
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003 [Video]
[The video feed turns on to show what is probably a strange pair of people to be making a post together. It's also a really, really important post about an incredibly important subject.
Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]
Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.
[Is everyone relieved? Good.]
Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.
[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]
Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]
I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?
[ Yes, she is serious. ]
We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.
[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?
Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]
Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.
[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]
Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]
Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]
Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.
[Is everyone relieved? Good.]
Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.
[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]
Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]
I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?
[ Yes, she is serious. ]
We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.
[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?
Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]
Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.
[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]
Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]
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Okay, you're in. But if anyone gets annoyed I'm blaming Chris. [ she grins. ]
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[It's the most righteously indignant tone he can manage, and totally fake.]
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Why not? You look pretty blame-able.
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At least if you're stuck here, you're stuck together.
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