hadriel | Say it enough and it freaking happens

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Say it enough and it freaking happens

[Seel appears on the screens, a sour look on his face. Rather, adult Seel. He's at least woken up from his surprise nap and isn't real happy about it.]

I'm married to a small child. I was married to a child before, but this time he's actually a fucking child. As if things couldn't possibly get worse.

[Seel crossed his arms over his chest, his mood not getting any better. Typical. He'd been testy about their age difference before when they were both adults. But this? Fuck this.]

If anyone finds him, his name is Swift. He's not human and has probably only met like two humans before. Swift was rather sheltered as a child. He's currently 3, not that he looks 3, he actually looks around and acts like a 6 year old. Harlings grow fast. The point is, he's not familiar with a lot of the stuff around. He doesn't know what roller coasters are much less normal items like soda or chips. He's going to be confused and too curious for his own good.

Don't let him hurt himself by accident. And return him to me if you find him.

....Fuck this shit.

[And a worried and rather annoyed Seel ends the video.]

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thats gross bro

[Helpful.]

Thanks. That really makes me feel better.

hey ur the one marrying child husbands
u brought this on urself
also not human isnt a great description
half the citys not human
and also a child rn

Actually, marrying him wasn't exactly my choice.

That's not the point. He's in danger. He could stick his fingers in blenders or something.

......he's got brown hair?

cool
what does the hair look like?
is he white?
how many legs does he have?
like u gotta give us somethin to work with here
n if anyone hs a blender in this gd city i would like to know who

[Or a food processor? Anything?]

3 but 6?
like dog years?

You were married to a child before? Maybe not the best ice breaker.

I probably should have phrased that better. He was an adult when we were married.

There's a big age difference though.

[Nah, he's not preoccupied with it at all, what are you talking about? It doesn't make him super uncomfortable....]

Actually that's not a bad comparison.

His hair is long, long enough to pull back in a braid. He's got very light skin and dark eyes.

What do you mean how many legs does he have? Two! He has two legs!

Well, I'm not one to judge.

Besides, its not like cradlerobbing is a new phenomenon.

Gee thanks, that's very understanding.

Besides.....it wasn't like I had a choice in the matter.

You're welcome.

[Yes. He knows that was sarcastic, and his tone is pitched to match]

What? You mean it was sorta like an arranged marriage?

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It wasn't sort of like an arranged marriage, it was one. I was told to conceive a child and marry him. I assume he was told something similar.

But I do love him.....

[Perhaps in part because both their minds were magically messed with to cause love, but magic always picks the easy road. Making two people love and lust for each other is easier if the foundation and possibility was always there. Not that Seel's admitting that to someone he just met.]

Um. I'm gonna have to ask for a clarification, if you don't mind. I was with you up until...well...really only the first part of that sentence.

What's to clarify? I was ordered by my higher ups to get pregnant and marry him.

[Seel paused.]

You do realize I'm not human, right?

Well I figured that much.

But just knowing you aren't human isn't necessarily enough information to understand how you do things, y'know

Forgive me for figuring it was obvious.

We're hermaphroditic. Male and female. I was assigned a more....feminine role.

[Look who's a little unhappy about it, despite it suiting Seel rather well..]

Forgiven

[He chirps, knowing his voluntary obliviousness to Seel's sarcasm is probably annoying -- as he hopes it is]

So who gets to do the assigning?

Usually, it's a joint decision between the two. My arrangement was different and was a joint union between two tribes. My role was to facilitate that union. It was decided by....my boss. Let's call him my boss.

[And yes, your obliviousness is completely annoying Whistler. He hates it.]

Well... do you like the kid? er...person you married?

[No, the use of 'kid' was not accidental slip up. But you seem fun to tease]

[Seel positively twitched.]

Yes. I do. Quite a lot.

Aww. Well that's nice now isn't it?

Oh, shut up.

Are you always like this?

Like what?

Like that.

Annoying.

[Ag, Swift was going to be so angry with him when he ....grew up? Woke up?]

[That makes Whistler snicker to himself, a noise that registers as a series of soft bursts of breath]

When I've got nothing else to do, pretty much.

That's great. So your default is to be annoying when you get bored.

You need a project.

Right on the nose.

You got one? You got one in mind I'll take it. I've been on the hunt for something half decent to be doing with myself in this place.

There's always things that need doing here. You can't find something to do? Do something. Even if it's taking buckets and watering the orchard.

Yeahhhh except how would I find it in the first place?

Last thing you want in this place is a blind man wandering around with buckets of water.

[Well that was new. Seel hadn't seen a blind person since...well, since he was human. And even then, he was twelve. It wasn't like he had a lot of experience.]

Huh. Well then, I'm not entirely sure. But your the best judge of what you can and can't do. Find something.

[So understanding Seel.]

well shit how was i supposed to know that
what if human means something else where ur from

[Mostly he was just being an asshole, but you know.]

the long hair might help tho ig
thats about the only thing u said there thats really defining
u ppl in this city need to get better at describing each other

There are quite a few of nonhumans here. Most of them have 2 legs. Why would I be married to a horse?

[Asshole.]

He answers to Swift. Just.....go scream it and if he's near, he'll respond.

Honestly. Have you never taken care of a child before?

idk why r u married to a 3 year old

[Ohhhhhhhhhhh]

also wtf im not gonna go scream his name outside
why cant u do that
and no i havent i make a point not to
gonna go out on a limb and guess you havent either

[Ag you were so annoying.]

None of your business.

And yes, actually I have. I've raised two children.

Again. None of your business.

ur the one who brought it up dude
anyway if u know all about kids then findin this one should be no problemo
good luck

Very constructive.

I try.

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