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hadriel2018-01-24 11:00 am
dreamsallotted) wrote in hadriel2018-01-24 11:00 am
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Say it enough and it freaking happens
[Seel appears on the screens, a sour look on his face. Rather, adult Seel. He's at least woken up from his surprise nap and isn't real happy about it.]
I'm married to a small child. I was married to a child before, but this time he's actually a fucking child. As if things couldn't possibly get worse.
[Seel crossed his arms over his chest, his mood not getting any better. Typical. He'd been testy about their age difference before when they were both adults. But this? Fuck this.]
If anyone finds him, his name is Swift. He's not human and has probably only met like two humans before. Swift was rather sheltered as a child. He's currently 3, not that he looks 3, he actually looks around and acts like a 6 year old. Harlings grow fast. The point is, he's not familiar with a lot of the stuff around. He doesn't know what roller coasters are much less normal items like soda or chips. He's going to be confused and too curious for his own good.
Don't let him hurt himself by accident. And return him to me if you find him.
....Fuck this shit.
[And a worried and rather annoyed Seel ends the video.]
I'm married to a small child. I was married to a child before, but this time he's actually a fucking child. As if things couldn't possibly get worse.
[Seel crossed his arms over his chest, his mood not getting any better. Typical. He'd been testy about their age difference before when they were both adults. But this? Fuck this.]
If anyone finds him, his name is Swift. He's not human and has probably only met like two humans before. Swift was rather sheltered as a child. He's currently 3, not that he looks 3, he actually looks around and acts like a 6 year old. Harlings grow fast. The point is, he's not familiar with a lot of the stuff around. He doesn't know what roller coasters are much less normal items like soda or chips. He's going to be confused and too curious for his own good.
Don't let him hurt himself by accident. And return him to me if you find him.
....Fuck this shit.
[And a worried and rather annoyed Seel ends the video.]
text;
u brought this on urself
also not human isnt a great description
half the citys not human
and also a child rn
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That's not the point. He's in danger. He could stick his fingers in blenders or something.
......he's got brown hair?
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what does the hair look like?
is he white?
how many legs does he have?
like u gotta give us somethin to work with here
n if anyone hs a blender in this gd city i would like to know who
[Or a food processor? Anything?]
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What do you mean how many legs does he have? Two! He has two legs!
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what if human means something else where ur from
[Mostly he was just being an asshole, but you know.]
the long hair might help tho ig
thats about the only thing u said there thats really defining
u ppl in this city need to get better at describing each other
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[Asshole.]
He answers to Swift. Just.....go scream it and if he's near, he'll respond.
Honestly. Have you never taken care of a child before?
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[Ohhhhhhhhhhh]
also wtf im not gonna go scream his name outside
why cant u do that
and no i havent i make a point not to
gonna go out on a limb and guess you havent either
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None of your business.
And yes, actually I have. I've raised two children.
Again. None of your business.
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anyway if u know all about kids then findin this one should be no problemo
good luck