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[unheeled]

[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.

So here goes.]

anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.

[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.

...

...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]

strongly prefer nonhumans.


(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )

Comments

[unheeled]

that's what people do for fun here? get high?

boring

[Been there done that not a huge fan unless it's juuust enough to get a little baked and then fuck. Her priorities are fine.]

[evocation]

no, dude.
the gods fuck with us and sometimes we hallucinate.
but there's a bunch of non-humans here so get it tbh.

[unheeled]

does that ever stop sounding completely insane?

here's hoping. it's been way too long

[It's been maybe a month or two, Rita. Chill.]

[evocation]

nope.
so what is this, like
"i might die so i'd better fuck someone?"
or was your dry spell that shitty?

[unheeled]

the shittiest dry spell possible tbh

the former ship has sailed

[evocation]

wait, what do you mean?
are you a vampire or something?

[unheeled]

a sick human who's not interested in getting other humans sick and might possibly not be contagious to non-humans

those aren't good odds, and i'm not a gambler

[evocation]

wait
you don't even know if it safe for you to fuck anyone?
what are you sick with?

[Kyna, you don't ask people that.]

[unheeled]

something shitty. i'll tell you, if you can fix it

[evocation]

i'm not a doctor and i suck at healing spells, so you're out of luck there.
the gods might be able to fix it, though. and there are healers here.
but hey uh
this might be too personal or whatever
but you just showed up in a new universe and you're asking randos to play hide the sausage with you so i'm guessing you don't give a fuck.
can't you just like
ask someone to eat you out or something? or finger you?
idk how contagious this shit is.

[unheeled]

youre onto something there. not quite the some i wanna get, but times are hard

[evocation]

beggars can't be choosers, dude.
just don't start a plague.

[unheeled]

trust me, a plague is the last thing i want. this blows

[evocation]

yeah dude, sorry
at least you're taking life by the horns
or horn i guess

[unheeled]

listen when u have needs u find a way to take care of them

[evocation]

i'm not judging you
i totally relate

[unheeled]

tone so does not carry over text

i was commiserating

[evocation]

oh, right
i've got a super hot boyfriend though, so i'm good

[Just a little bragging!]

[unheeled]

congrats, u win the shithole