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[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.
So here goes.]
anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.
[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.
...
...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]
strongly prefer nonhumans.
(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )
So here goes.]
anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.
[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.
...
...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]
strongly prefer nonhumans.
(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )
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He frowns.]
You're- suggesting intercourse?
[He kind of gets it. The clarification helps.]
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That's right, gorgeous. Interested?
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It- it's not allowed.
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...okay.]
Why not?
[She acts concerned here, though it will be obvious to anyone
except Brennan oh waitthat she's actually being kind of a garbage bag and using this moment to flirt.]Are you someone's sub? I can respect that.
[But isn't she sexy when she pouts. Don't you want to bang her.]
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[What now?]
I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.
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Have you ever even had sex before?
[The concerned pout continues.]
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Coupling is- not permissible. I'm forbidden from romantic attachments.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
[said all saucy and pouty.]
Is there a way to set you free?
[She'd l o v e to help.]
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[Rome thought that he was straightforward. Jesus.]
I don't- it doesn't work like that. I'm a soldier, not a servant.
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[And what a damn shame.]
If you ever feel like walking on the wild side, you know how to find me.