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[unheeled]

[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.

So here goes.]

anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.

[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.

...

...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]

strongly prefer nonhumans.


(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )

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[unheeled]

i'm very good at being creative about these things, dont worry

it's so cute you guys have a clinic here

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[sonofacesius]

It's so cute you think you cant get syphilis....or whatever else non humans might carry. Try and be real creative.

And don't worry. I do house calls.

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[unheeled]

[Adorable.]

thanks, sweetie, i'll keep that in mind. healthcare here is already better than it is back home

[Sarcasm or honesty??? It is a mystery.]

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[sonofacesius]

[It's all the same to him. He was going to check on you in a few days if he had to knock on every door in every spiral to find you. He cared. Although some might call it stalking.]

Your welcome.

Pls try not to something.

At least until we can find some condoms?

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[unheeled]

i'll be as careful as i can. im not interested in passing this on

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[sonofacesius]

This?

[No, he's totally not rummaging through the files trying to see if she has a chart]

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[unheeled]

in my world, it's contagious to humans. not sure about nonhumans, so safe sex it is

[Ugh. How fucking boring.]

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[sonofacesius]

What's contagious?

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[unheeled]

rabies

[Nosy little shit.]

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[sonofacesius]

Right, well, make sure your partner knows and who ever you get at the clinic if you need to get checked out.

[Yup. He was a nosy little shit.]