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[unheeled]

[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.

So here goes.]

anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.

[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.

...

...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]

strongly prefer nonhumans.


(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )

Comments

[unheeled]

chill there, sgt safety. i didnt know it was contagious until after i posted. anyway, there are ways to bang that dont involve swapping diseases

no guinea pigging required

u in or not? no need for deets if u wont join me on the sheets

switching to private so kyna can't give him shit later

[nowherewolf]

i might be in
just wanna know what all i might be in for
u know what they say in catholic school about safe sex
it dont exist
u got some gloves or someshit at least?

l m a o

[unheeled]

lol losers

yeah def, im thirsty, not stupid

[They'll do, the gloves she found. Which... may be rubber gloves. But god. Come on.]

[nowherewolf]

aight thats a good start
but like
u still aint told me wtf u got

[Don't try to evade a question to a master-class question evader, Rita.]

[unheeled]

we dont have a name for it yet but let's go with rabies on steroids

do u wanna fuck or not

[nowherewolf]

def want to
not sure if i will fucking survive is the problem
gonna take a hard pass sweetheart
i aint that desperate i got options

[unheeled]

lol the only death you'll get w me is the good kind, the sweet death

orgasm, in case u dont get it

but w/e ur loss

[nowherewolf]

yeah thanks i got the joke lol
good luck with ur dry spell