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[unheeled]

[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.

So here goes.]

anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.

[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.

...

...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]

strongly prefer nonhumans.


(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )

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[dreamsallotted]

Ten months too long.

I hope you get your itch scratched.

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[unheeled]

ouch

same to you

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[dreamsallotted]

Oh my itch will be scratched...it's just only one other.

Forced monogamy sucks.

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[unheeled]

forced? that makes no sense, wtf. we're on some weirdass planet ffs whos gonna stop you fucking whoever u want

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[dreamsallotted]

Oh, I could easily fuck any man here. But they don't have the right parts to make it enjoyable for me. Trust me. I tried. It was fun, but my itch wasn't exactly scratched.

And women? Well, I don't really like women. And I could kill you.

That's no fun for anyone.

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[unheeled]

now that sure blows

[That's Rita being sympathetic.]

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[dreamsallotted]

[Seel liked you Rita. It was a pity he couldn't bang you. If he was into that sort of thing.]

It sure does. Forced monogamy.


[He loved Swift, he did. He just missed the random, open sex. It was a damn shame.]

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[unheeled]

sorry bro