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[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.

So here goes.]

anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.

[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.

...

...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]

strongly prefer nonhumans.

(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )

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why are nerds like this? do you think thats gonna get you laid? talk like a normal person and maybe i'll answer that

[ Jesus Christ, really? That's not even half as obscure as he could've gone. ]

All right, one more time for the girl whose world doesn't have movies, apparently: Do you have any particular criteria for what "nonhuman" should or should not be? For instance: Would you have sex with a sentient mass of eyeballs if it also had a cock attached to it somewhere? Are male animals in the running?

why do all of u lack basic competency in sarcasm jfc

people who look human but aren't human

[ He is fluent, how dare. Also a match for that, technically. Huh. ]

That's an odd fetish, but go on.

what more do u need

ffs it's like talking to drunk people at a rager

[Her mom. She's talking about her mom.]

Need is a strong word, but that's a peculiar choice. If they're supposed to look human anyway, why not settle for actual humans? You could try roleplay to spice it up. "Alien shapeshifter and hapless human woman", are kids into that these days?

tell u what

come up w/ as many explanations as u want

write them down

then set them on fire

theres ur answer

:)

[ Better than getting told to set his cock on fire, he reckons. That was not a great experience the first time. ]

I'm sorry, but that is honestly just a terribly unprofessional way to treat potential applicants. People - sorry, "people" - should know what they're getting their genitals into.

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