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[lovernotafighter]

[The video began with an armorless Tucker looking vaguely worried; he wasn't exactly the best at hiding what he felt at any given moment, either with or without the helmet. Now? Now was no exception.

He cleared his throat. Sure.]

Hey, so exactly how bad would it be to be put on an Active Threat List? Like on a scale of one-to-ten?

[Nope. Not guilty at all. Nope. He didn't do anything wrong.]

Tooootally asking for a friend. Yep.

[Because he was friends with himself, dammit, so it wasn't untrue.

Crap.]

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[epsilol]

[ Enjoy the stereo of hearing Church scream shouting into his phone from the other end of the house. ]

What the fuck did you do?!

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[knifecollecting]

Last time there was one, several people got murdered. Including a few kids.

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[lovernotafighter]

[Don't mind him as he got up from his bed and locked the door. He had a feeling that a lot of people were about to come in and kick his ass.]

Why do you assume it's me?! Maybe I'm really asking for a friend!

[epsilol]

Because all your friends live in the same fucking house!

[ He's been feeling progressively shittier the last couple days and finding out Tucker did something stupid isn't helping at all. ]

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[lifetothefullest]

That depends on what happens. Last time this was an issue it mattered very little who was actually on the list, unless they intended to avoid the fighting entirely.

[But he's more interested in--]

Did you get put on it? How?

[He presumes this has to do with Name, but would like to hear the story here.]

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[dedikated]

Means more of the Null try to kill you next time they turn up.

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[utulien_aure]

One becomes used to it, after a time. Why are you concerned?

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[othlir]

[ There's the tail-end of some laughter here, and a bit of a sigh. ]

Well, considering what happens to things on "Threat Lists", it's not very good.

What'd "your friend" do, if you don't mind my asking?

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[lovernotafighter]

Well, fuck.

[Yeah, so much about that whole "asking for a friend" thing. Brown eyes skittered to the side before back to the camera, the whole thing just screaming of nervousness.]

So, I'm -- um, my friend -- should probably go into witness protection?

[lovernotafighter]

Oh, thanks for caring about me, Church.

[Yeah, so much about that "asking for a friend".]

action; he knows you're home

[hardwearing]

[ Wash is chilling in his room with Kyna and their pets when his phone chimes an alert for a network post.

...

Yeah, you'd better believe he's getting up now, stepping into the upper hallway and just shouting across the stairs at Tucker's room. ]

Tucker! Are you fucking serious?!

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[evocation]

it sounds like wash is going to kill you before the null do
but hey at least you won't get electrocuted or whatever

[epsilol]

The reds aren't even around and you still managed to make a robot want to kill you! How is that even possible?

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[uptightness]

Your friend might be end up dead before anything further can happen.

[Because friend her ass, Tucker.]

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[redwinekindofgirl]

Last time it happened to me I spent two weeks being relentlessly tracked by robots who wanted to kill me. Sooooo...

[Shrug?]

You piss off that Null that's hiding out in the city somewhere?

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[lovernotafighter]

[You typoed "Her friend had a great ass".]

My friend was trying to find an answer to this stupid shit. So, you know, we should probably praise him or something. Give him a parade and a statute. Or make out with him.

Definitely the last one.

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[lovernotafighter]

You want to distract him for me? I'll give you five bucks.

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[lovernotafighter]

[Was that scraping against the floor? Sounds like maybe someone pushing furniture across the floor to block a door, perhaps?

Fuck, Wash sounded pissed. He checked that the knob was locked.]

Look, I didn't know this was going to happen!

[evocation]

maybe
but i want girl scout cookies, not money

[lovernotafighter]

My magnetic wit and charm, clearly.

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[lovernotafighter]

heeeey it's totally not me. it's my friend.

[Sure it is.]

like how many more? 2? 3?

[epsilol]

I hate you. [ He coughs, muffles it behind his arm before continuing. ] So fucking much.

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[lovernotafighter]

Wait, so have you been on it for a awhile? [Yes! This was what he was talking about!]

Can you give me--my friend some tips? I mean, he's totally kick ass so he should be fine, but you know, just in case.

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[epsilol]

Dibs.

[ Yup, he's totally calling dibs on murdering Tucker first. ]

[lovernotafighter]

where the fuck do i get those?!