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[lovernotafighter]

[The video began with an armorless Tucker looking vaguely worried; he wasn't exactly the best at hiding what he felt at any given moment, either with or without the helmet. Now? Now was no exception.

He cleared his throat. Sure.]

Hey, so exactly how bad would it be to be put on an Active Threat List? Like on a scale of one-to-ten?

[Nope. Not guilty at all. Nope. He didn't do anything wrong.]

Tooootally asking for a friend. Yep.

[Because he was friends with himself, dammit, so it wasn't untrue.

Crap.]

Comments

[lovernotafighter]

where the fuck do i get those?!

[evocation]

wtf
they were all over the coliseum when the new kids showed up
you didn't grab any?

[lovernotafighter]

noooooo?

[evocation]

[Can you sense her disappointment through text, Tucker?]

god
okay whatever
how do you want me to distract him?

[lovernotafighter]

[Don't worry; Wash can make it up to you.]

with your feminine wiles! do an obstacle course! make chore charts while naked! whatever stops him from killing me!

[evocation]

are you saying he has some kind of weird chore chart kink?
okay how about i play backup?

[lovernotafighter]

maybe? he also probably does the homework assigned to him during student/teacher roleplay for future reference.
i'll take it.

[evocation]

you've thought a lot about this huh?
but okay i'll keep him from killing you
i can't stop him from yelling though

[lovernotafighter]

you're stuck in these bases with them for a long fucking time and you start to wonder. I have scenarios for everyone except Caboose, cuz gross.

yeah i'm prepared for the yelling. i might deserve it.

[evocation]

okay so you have to share the scenarios now
before you die

[lovernotafighter]

fuck no. you keep me alive and then you get them. that's called "incentive".
fun fact: sometimes i call my dick that, too.

[evocation]

that's the shittiest dick name i've ever heard
it's like you didn't even try

[lovernotafighter]

sorry i'm under a little bit of stress at the moment that i can't give my dick today's awesome name in a way that meets your standards!

[evocation]

it's cool i'll give you a pass
you'll be fine btw

[lovernotafighter]

from wash or the list?

[evocation]

from wash
and we'll deal with the null if they find us i guess
i'm on their list too because i told them to go fuck themselves
i guess they've got delicate ears or something

[lovernotafighter]

shit if that's all it took, i was bound for this list anyway.

[evocation]

yeah most of us ended up on the list
wash is just worried about you, you know?

1/2

[lovernotafighter]

yeah, i know.

2/2

[lovernotafighter]

i'm worried about him, too.

[evocation]

worried about him why?
because he's stressing out?
or because he might do something dumb and get hurt?
or because he's going to give himself a fucking stroke trying to take care of everyone?

[She's got a List, apparently.]

[lovernotafighter]

[No wonder Wash likes you if you're sporting a list.]

e. all of the above.

[evocation]

me too.
maybe we can get him to relax a little?

voice

[lovernotafighter]

are you inviting me to a threesome?

[evocation]

[Jesus, Tucker.

Whatever, time to give him shit.]

dude, come on
you couldn't even handle me, let alone both of us