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[lovernotafighter]

[The video began with an armorless Tucker looking vaguely worried; he wasn't exactly the best at hiding what he felt at any given moment, either with or without the helmet. Now? Now was no exception.

He cleared his throat. Sure.]

Hey, so exactly how bad would it be to be put on an Active Threat List? Like on a scale of one-to-ten?

[Nope. Not guilty at all. Nope. He didn't do anything wrong.]

Tooootally asking for a friend. Yep.

[Because he was friends with himself, dammit, so it wasn't untrue.

Crap.]

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[lovernotafighter]

from wash or the list?

[evocation]

from wash
and we'll deal with the null if they find us i guess
i'm on their list too because i told them to go fuck themselves
i guess they've got delicate ears or something

[lovernotafighter]

shit if that's all it took, i was bound for this list anyway.

[evocation]

yeah most of us ended up on the list
wash is just worried about you, you know?

1/2

[lovernotafighter]

yeah, i know.

2/2

[lovernotafighter]

i'm worried about him, too.

[evocation]

worried about him why?
because he's stressing out?
or because he might do something dumb and get hurt?
or because he's going to give himself a fucking stroke trying to take care of everyone?

[She's got a List, apparently.]

[lovernotafighter]

[No wonder Wash likes you if you're sporting a list.]

e. all of the above.

[evocation]

me too.
maybe we can get him to relax a little?

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[lovernotafighter]

are you inviting me to a threesome?

[evocation]

[Jesus, Tucker.

Whatever, time to give him shit.]

dude, come on
you couldn't even handle me, let alone both of us

[lovernotafighter]

[Look, give him a pass. He's going through a lot right now.]

plz, you both can't handle ME.

[evocation]

uh huh, sure
i bet it would be totally life changing or something

[lovernotafighter]

oh so you already heard how great i am? that's cool.

[evocation]

nah, i've only seen you bragging
that's not the best review