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[unnature]

hey so
this sucks but im out a hot roommate to have tension with
anyone wanna bunk or have tension or both
i got a huge house with no one to share it with and lemme just say its weird having a capital H House but im kinda diggin it
must be cool with blood, im working out of my house now that the islands/clinic are split up

here's a selfie



give me a selfie to work with too

Comments

[hot_mes]

at what point in any of my texts did I say abstinence? please point me to the words that in your language mean sex is bad so we can ensure that the universal translator doesn't mistranslate that again

[not that he's going to admit to his fwb arrangement but]

[unnature]

LMAO
did that come off as serious to you??
now im interested tho
lets talk about your sex life doctor

[hot_mes]

it's hard to tell in text sometimes

[he got the sarcasm but given how many people have been up his ass about Caedra lately, he's taking no chances]

nope no deal. I don't kiss and tell. mostly because I don't kiss either.

[unnature]

so have you taken a vow of abstinence or not?? you're flip flopping here

[hot_mes]

no, why would I? there are proven medical advantages to the occasional orgasm

[unnature]

OH SO YOU DON'T *KISS*
that's kinky

[hot_mes]

is it? I never thought of it that way...

[unnature]

i mean its the definition of sex without love, which sure, is the best kind, but i still *kiss*
not kissing makes it so impersonal and anonymous

[hot_mes]

maybe so, but that's the way I like it. zero chance of strings getting attached.

[unnature]

to each their own! i guess im just messy and live for drama
thats a joke by the way

[But still entirely true.]