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[toight]

[ Hello, Hadriel. It's your local displaced cop grinning at the camera with his usual level of semi-manic energy. ]

Alright, this has been one of the most confusing months of my life and that includes that time I had to live in Florida. But, hey, there's a silver lining to everything, right? Even with the whole horrible crushing fear that I'll never see my family and friends again because I'm on an alien planet--

[ Ooh that got darker than he intended. TIME TO MOVE ON. ]

Forget all that! What I need to know is if anyone has the gear to set up a big movie night thing because I just so happen to be in possession of the greatest cinematic masterpiece in the world. And dare I say? The universe?

[ His hand, which has been out of frame comes in with a copy of- ]

That's right! Die Hard! Can I get a hell yeah?!

But, yeah. Short version: I found the greatest movie of all time and I wanna have a movie night. Who's in?

Comments

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[lifetothefullest]

I think Florida was even worse and more confusing, at least for me, but it's close.

[And that's saying something since his Florida experience was weird.]

Where did you manage to get a copy of Die Hard?

[Video]

[toight]

Right now it's a pretty even draw. This place has horrible monsters that want to kill me but so did Florida. One time I woke up to an alligator in my kitchen and I didn't even live near any water. It was just there!

Uh, it was just laying around. Right next to a pile of energy drinks that tasted like pee and are apparently evil?

[Video]

[lifetothefullest]

That's just not cool. I was only in Florida for a few days for a case so I didn't run into any alligators, but I did get into a shootout in the most Florida bar ever like it was an episode of Miami Vice.

[And this was before he had his own gun so it was even worse than it would've been. Screw Florida.]

Oh, during the event? That makes sense. Even the evil energy drink part.