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[ Hello, Hadriel. It's your local displaced cop grinning at the camera with his usual level of semi-manic energy. ]
Alright, this has been one of the most confusing months of my life and that includes that time I had to live in Florida. But, hey, there's a silver lining to everything, right? Even with the whole horrible crushing fear that I'll never see my family and friends again because I'm on an alien planet--
[ Ooh that got darker than he intended. TIME TO MOVE ON. ]
Forget all that! What I need to know is if anyone has the gear to set up a big movie night thing because I just so happen to be in possession of the greatest cinematic masterpiece in the world. And dare I say? The universe?
[ His hand, which has been out of frame comes in with a copy of- ]
That's right! Die Hard! Can I get a hell yeah?!
But, yeah. Short version: I found the greatest movie of all time and I wanna have a movie night. Who's in?
Alright, this has been one of the most confusing months of my life and that includes that time I had to live in Florida. But, hey, there's a silver lining to everything, right? Even with the whole horrible crushing fear that I'll never see my family and friends again because I'm on an alien planet--
[ Ooh that got darker than he intended. TIME TO MOVE ON. ]
Forget all that! What I need to know is if anyone has the gear to set up a big movie night thing because I just so happen to be in possession of the greatest cinematic masterpiece in the world. And dare I say? The universe?
[ His hand, which has been out of frame comes in with a copy of- ]
That's right! Die Hard! Can I get a hell yeah?!
But, yeah. Short version: I found the greatest movie of all time and I wanna have a movie night. Who's in?

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Kind of lived off the grid for a while, growing up. Didn't see movies, didn't watch much tv outside of telenovelas. [It was a whole thing when his older brother took him to see Indiana Jones for the first time.] What's the premise?
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[ The only other person he knows who says he lived off the grid so casually was Pimento and that usually came with a horrible story about maiming someone to keep his cover. ]
It's about this badass renegade cop called John McClane who has to save his wife and all her fancy lawyer friends from these evil german terrorists. They take over her building on Christmas Eve and he goes on a one-man crusade to stop them and does a ton of sick stunts to pull it off.
[ It also inspired baby Jake to want to be a cop when he grew up. Let's hear it for being raised by the tv. ]
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Sounds like a job I had in Nepal. [Serbs instead of Germans, but still pretty goddamn bad.] Count me in.