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[theweakhavepurpose]

[Pratt is sitting on the lower bunk of his tiny-house, part of his machine gun visible to the side and a wood plank wall behind him. He's wearing his deputy outfit again, his hair in neat braids thanks to Kettara.]

Before this whole talk of moving I was starting to set up a target range because I'm getting rusty. Figured since we have a lot of people who are experienced with firearms, arrows, knives, whatever, that I'd set it up so anyone can use it.

I've made a few spinner targets and I found a few wooden target dummies near the Colosseum but they're in rough shape so they need some clean up. I was working on a skeet shooter, but my plan to use a motor from a moped didn't work since they're electric and full of pointless plastic crap instead of useful gearbelts.

[He shakes his head, frowning at broadcasting his failure to everyone. He hadn't meant to say that.]

That's not the point.

Since we're apparently being shuffled to the next livestock pasture for us, I'm going to hold off setting it up until we're there.

What else would you guys like? Anyone need something to stand up to a crossbow? Or more intricate for throwing stars? And this shouldn't be a problem here, but I'm preemptively letting you know that there's no flamethrowers allowed at my range.

[He narrows his eyes at the screen before shutting off the feed. He definitely looks like he's adding that caveat because he's encountered that problem before.]

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

I arrested someone for doing that once. I can't say it was very effective on anything other than a paved road, but he certainly seemed to be enjoying himself. So there's that at least.

I was thinking more about what kind of monsters will come with ice. Tauntauns or Yeti's or something.

[knifecollecting]

God, I hope not. Do you know how big either of those things are?

[Jo doesn't want to meet either one with the weapons she has available now. Not even with a flamethrower.]

Maybe just tiny badgers or something.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You can ride tauntauns though!

[Let him have dreams of being Han Solo okay.]

The tinier the badger the more it has something to prove by murdering your face.

[knifecollecting]

Can you? [Jo has her doubts.]

That's why I like them.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Famous last words from someone about to be taken out by a badger.

[knifecollecting]

[Jo is a badger, she's probably fine.]

I'm not going to piss off the wildlife.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Probably a good plan. Because a badger in this place is probably poisonous and florescent pink and can fly.

[knifecollecting]

I hope not. They have claws, flying would be dangerous.

[theweakhavepurpose]

That's... that's kind of the point.

[knifecollecting]

Maybe. [She shrugs.]

If there are flying badgers, I'm gonna stay inside for life.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'll use them at the range. Better than skeet shooting.

[knifecollecting]

We already have people who hunt animals, I'm not sure we need it at the range too.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Fine fine.

[Ruin his flying badger fun.]

But you should come out when the range is all set up. Just in case we get invaded or something. Keep those skills from getting rusty.

[knifecollecting]

Yeah, I probably will. [Not that her skills are that rusty.]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Good. See you there.