[Oh, Tyki will pay for his date if he actually gets a girl to pay attention to him. He's not horrible looking, and he's got a lot going for him, but every time he opens his mouth it's like he's pushing out an aura of chastity. He's hilarious, but it'd take a special girl to actually be with him, unless Tyki is vastly mistaken.
It wouldn't be the first time that's happened though.]
You'll have to form a queue. There's a lot in the way of eligible bachelorettes in the city, after all.
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[Oh, Tyki will pay for his date if he actually gets a girl to pay attention to him. He's not horrible looking, and he's got a lot going for him, but every time he opens his mouth it's like he's pushing out an aura of chastity. He's hilarious, but it'd take a special girl to actually be with him, unless Tyki is vastly mistaken.
It wouldn't be the first time that's happened though.]
You'll have to form a queue. There's a lot in the way of eligible bachelorettes in the city, after all.