hadriel | ✘ Round 9

Greetings, residents of this city-prison. Now that we have been transported to a new land, an environment that I imagine must be significantly harsher for most of you, I feel that it now may be a pertinent time to make an offer.

I am not bothered by this climate; in fact, I thrive in it. [He's not going to switch on the video and show why; even after years of being stuck here, Glacius is still wary about how and to whom he reveals himself.] So, I am offering my services as a hunter and forager to those that may be worried about their abilities to provide for themselves in the long-term. There is wildlife here that can be hunted for their meat, pelt, and parts; I can procure and deliver such items to you, should you need them. I estimate that I could feed a handful of you every couple of days without risking overhunting; I am capable of providing more, and every day at that, but we do not want to abuse and deplete what resources are naturally available to us. [Every hunter should know how to respect the lands, after all—especially when they do not have not-so-benevolent god-beings to magically manifest things for them. Glacius has always tried to remain self-sufficient from them wherever possible; now it is time to help others do the same.]

So ask of me if you have need, and I will manage the logistics of providing as much I can without overhunting. I already hunt for my partner and I and regularly patrol to be sure that no threats prowl too close to us, so this is not far out of my way.

[He seems like he might leave it at that, but after a moment he adds on:] Ah, and as far as plants go... they exist, as I imagine most of you know by now, but they are sparse. I have managed to absorb nutrients from some of them, but you are likely better relying on the orchards and perhaps the gardens should you make an arrangement with their owners. I have also determined that water is available deep under the ice of frozen bodies of water, but I am not certain whether or not it needs to be purified to be safe for your consumption.

So these are my findings and my offers. Rest assured, we can survive just fine without the absence of the gods, and I will do what I can to make it so.

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Well, I've... already acted in ways that would be counter to my culture in a few ways since coming here. Not in ways that I regret, but best not to allow too much of that if I do not have to, yes? [Glacius seems like he's similarly trying to hit the playful nature of the conversation, but is having a hard time finding the balance; he has never been all that great at humor, especially when he is not sure how to feel about what they're joking about.]

[Sorry Glacius, he's not liable to tell you, so. But he still snickers at the statement, probably only confusing the situation further.]

Well trust me, I'm not some poor imitation, bud. I take pride in my work. You probably wouldn't even know it's me if you saw me all done up. Next time I see you, I'm gonna test ya, for sure.

Oh... good. [Except Glacius does not sound all that thrilled by the prospect. Still, he manages to go along with this a bit with another attempt at a joke.] I suppose if I preface every conversation from here on out with an, "I know it's you, Taako," that would be cheating, wouldn't it?

[That one certainly lands, seeing as Taako's immediate response is to burst into laughter.]

Uh, yeah, that's super cheating! Play fair and know me big guy, and you might have a chance at the grand recognizing Taako prize.

[Glacius gives the tiniest of winces at the sudden burst of laughter; it seems that such outward displays of emotion are not common for his people, but it clicks a moment later and he gives a little chuckle himself.] I do not dare to say that I know you; we have talked a few times, yes, but to claim to know someone takes more than that.

[At the same time, he is privately considering that Taako has some of the most pronounced and recognizable mannerisms he's encountered. Glacius suspects that the elf might dial them down as part of the disguise, but he thinks he might have a shot at that, yet.] I accept this game of yours either way... and can only surmise what the prize for such a venture might be.

[Sorry Glacius; Taako is rather loud and boisterous in everything he does, including moments of joy.]

Man, I wasn't even thinkin' about prizes, but good job on putting that forward. You want me to pick, cuz I wasn't having any ideas up to now. It's real difficult when there isn't a restaurant here to like, be able to just sweep someone off to dinner for doing somethin' fun. Mostly because I'd have to make it. What bunk.

[He's gotten a little off topic here.]

You were the one who mentioned a, ehm... "recognizing Taako prize". You certainly do not have to go out of your way! [He would almost prefer it, he thinks; he feels out of his element enough as is without another unknown being thrown into the equation. Perhaps this whole experience will be a stepping stone on Glacius' path to learning how humans (and elves, apparently) learn to just laugh and go with strange things, but that may be a long road to tread yet. At least Taako isn't the kind to give up!]

Ah, you can make such things, though? I have been trying to learn. Food preparation seems to be quite different between our species. [It may be off-topic, but this is something the alien seems a bit more prepared to discuss, at least.]

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Oh, did I? Huh.

[He completely forgot he said it- Taako doesn't even listen to half the shit that comes out of his mouth. Sorry, Glacius.]

Well, then how 'bout this. You win me out, I show you a few things. I win you out, you show me some of yours. Huh?

[Glacius pauses to consider it; he cannot imagine that he has anything to show that Taako would consider particularly exciting unless he was a fan of uncooked fish and other meats. Then, however, he thinks of the frostloaf his partner taught him to make, the unique dough shaped into elegant twists and curls, and he reconsiders.] ... Fine. Though I warn you I do not taste as most do, so my dishes may not line up with an experienced palate.

[He just shrugs.]

Eeh, it'll be interesting even if it's not great. I've eaten across the multiverse for better and for, trust me, pre-tty worse. Count me curious on what a big ice dude considers a delicacy.

[Encouragement?? Coming from Taako?? Sounds like he actually kinda likes you, Glacius, even if he won't ever say those exact words.]

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