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Rosie "Has No Chill" Nozomi ([personal profile] hasitsthorns) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2018-12-02 11:17 am

TENTH SONG ♫ VIDEO (nsfw, filtered away from minors)

'Sup, Hadriel.

[ Dressed in a T-shirt and jean shorts, Rose doesn't look properly outfitted for this weather. Anyone watching though can see that she doesn't so much a shiver despite the exposed skin. Actually, the woman looks rather comfortable. ]

It's cold as heck, right? I know some people have been offering ways to keep warm and now I am too. Of course, what I'm going to provide is more for people who are already situated but might want somehow to pass the time and heat things up in a different way. I mean, if you can't go out in this weather it's gotta be boring just sitting around, right?

That's why I'm here to provide entertainment to start a fire down below. You heard that right, folks: I'm offering up my services in writing you some erotic literature to get you going in this cold, trying times.

[ The blond pulls out a piece of paper from somewhere in her pile of junk (her and Alphys aren't the most tidy, it seems) and smiles. ]

Of course, I have some examples of my work so you know what you're signing up for. Here's one of my better pieces for your listening pleasure. [ A-HE-HE-HEM. ] "Oh," was all he said as she undid her bra, nethers tingling despite his best attempts to calm himself. She was a beauty unlike anything he'd ever seen before, eyes glistening like gems in the pale moonlight. His hands reached out so that his fingers could brush against her malleable mammaries and run over her cute pink peaks delicious-looking as gumdrops. All he wanted to get them in his mouth, to devour her in ways unimaginable. The breathy sigh that she gave as the split of her legs dampened told him that she wanted this as much as he did. She wanted him and he wasn't about to let her down."

[ She looks way more proud of herself than she has any right to be, honestly. ]

I can take more specific requests to suit your tastes. I'll try to limit it to two-hundred-word snippets, just enough to hopefully get you going and let your imagination handle the rest. I can even write it for specific pairings if that's your thing and keep it discreet. Just let me know! I'll be here for the foreseeable future for all your smutty needs.
glazedonutholes: (PB: Star)

[personal profile] glazedonutholes 2018-12-02 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh! I just know someone who would love something like this!

Can I make a request! Pretty please?!
circumitus: sometimes there's whiskey. (everything isnt always sunshine)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2018-12-02 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Rosie...

[What, what, water u doing?

[But before Rey can ring a judgemental bone in her body:]


How about something that's not a man and a woman.

[Pause.] Preferably with one less man and one more woman.

[She has a bias, okay.]
fogsong: (9)

[personal profile] fogsong 2018-12-02 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope and Sorrow. [ This is sarcasm. A joke. The last thing she wants to imagine are two emoclouds touching each other in their cloud holes. ]
nonscriptum: it's my first time in church (blessings to you)

video;

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2018-12-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[At first morbid curiosity is what had him linger, but as Rosie continued Nate found himself increasingly torn between horror and concern.]

Wow.

[There's bad porn, and then there's this.]

Are you sure this stuff is supposed to get people going? Because I think that killed any libido I've ever had in my life.
vocarrah: (optimism)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-12-03 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Please, this!

[This is not sarcasm. He would love to read about the emoclouds touching cloudholes.]
fogsong: (34)

[personal profile] fogsong 2018-12-03 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
...don't tell me that's something you actually want to read. [ She's horrified. Please, don't. ]
redlikerose: (pic#)

[personal profile] redlikerose 2018-12-03 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, you're going all out! Y'know I really wouldn't know what to request.

Isn't it hard to write like that????

fogsong: (59)

[personal profile] fogsong 2018-12-04 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh god.

She's gonna send it to Hope and Sorrow if they ever come back (but hopefully they're all dead). ]


I have no one to blame but myself. [ Bad Sharon, bad. ]
circumitus: than watching a child being chased by an ostrich. (there is NOTHING better...)

[personal profile] circumitus 2018-12-04 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmmmm...]

...Surprise me.

[Maybe that's cheating a little, but she doesn't care. Rey has no idea what to expect from lesbian erotica, okay.]
redlikerose: (pic#)

[personal profile] redlikerose 2018-12-05 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're like a jack of all trades...for writing.


Well, you've got my vote. Keep going at it distractions are good.
nonscriptum: it doesn't have to make sense shut up (eyes closed head first can't lose!!!)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2018-12-05 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nate would never claim to be an expert in this stuff, though he did once see an exhibit in Mexico of pre-Colombian erotic art. Lots of really huge dicks carved in stone.]

You're so right, what do I know?

[He's willing to play along, at least.]

Nuance is clearly the theme in your body of work.
sciencelizard: (« [Excited] Kiss someone to set me free~)

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[personal profile] sciencelizard 2018-12-06 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. M-My. God.

[She looks fucking delighted.]

Would you write for any characters...?

[Are you about to write Mew Mew fanfiction, Rosie? Probably.]
such_a_teez: (Timkitty is even weirder than usual Tim)

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[personal profile] such_a_teez 2018-12-08 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I think you've got a future in the erotic arts. [He's more amused than impressed, though.]

And you said you do commissions? [It wasn't the worst thing he's read, honestly. And he thinks she's just what he needs to liven things up a bit.]
stealyoursoul: (And all I ever wanted was to feel)

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[personal profile] stealyoursoul 2018-12-08 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think frostbite has taken over your brain if you think this going to work.

[Don't mind the guy with the black smudges where his eyes should be. Despite the bone dry tone, there's a twitch to his lips which suggests he's trying very hard not to laugh.]
glazedonutholes: (PB: Pretty in Pink)

[personal profile] glazedonutholes 2018-12-09 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Can I get a fanfiction story starring two of my friends?!

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