TENTH SONG ♫ VIDEO (nsfw, filtered away from minors)

[hasitsthorns]

'Sup, Hadriel.

[ Dressed in a T-shirt and jean shorts, Rose doesn't look properly outfitted for this weather. Anyone watching though can see that she doesn't so much a shiver despite the exposed skin. Actually, the woman looks rather comfortable. ]

It's cold as heck, right? I know some people have been offering ways to keep warm and now I am too. Of course, what I'm going to provide is more for people who are already situated but might want somehow to pass the time and heat things up in a different way. I mean, if you can't go out in this weather it's gotta be boring just sitting around, right?

That's why I'm here to provide entertainment to start a fire down below. You heard that right, folks: I'm offering up my services in writing you some erotic literature to get you going in this cold, trying times.

[ The blond pulls out a piece of paper from somewhere in her pile of junk (her and Alphys aren't the most tidy, it seems) and smiles. ]

Of course, I have some examples of my work so you know what you're signing up for. Here's one of my better pieces for your listening pleasure. [ A-HE-HE-HEM. ] "Oh," was all he said as she undid her bra, nethers tingling despite his best attempts to calm himself. She was a beauty unlike anything he'd ever seen before, eyes glistening like gems in the pale moonlight. His hands reached out so that his fingers could brush against her malleable mammaries and run over her cute pink peaks delicious-looking as gumdrops. All he wanted to get them in his mouth, to devour her in ways unimaginable. The breathy sigh that she gave as the split of her legs dampened told him that she wanted this as much as he did. She wanted him and he wasn't about to let her down."

[ She looks way more proud of herself than she has any right to be, honestly. ]

I can take more specific requests to suit your tastes. I'll try to limit it to two-hundred-word snippets, just enough to hopefully get you going and let your imagination handle the rest. I can even write it for specific pairings if that's your thing and keep it discreet. Just let me know! I'll be here for the foreseeable future for all your smutty needs.

Comments

[glazedonutholes]

Ohh! I just know someone who would love something like this!

Can I make a request! Pretty please?!

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh, hey. A familiar face. ]

Absolutely! Just let me know what you'd want and I can do my best.

[glazedonutholes]

Can I get a fanfiction story starring two of my friends?!

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[circumitus]

[Rosie...

[What, what, water u doing?

[But before Rey can ring a judgemental bone in her body:]

How about something that's not a man and a woman.

[Pause.] Preferably with one less man and one more woman.

[She has a bias, okay.]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Something incredible, thanks. ]

Some female romance? I can totally do that, yeah! Do you have any requests or just want a generic kind of scene?

[circumitus]

[Hmmmm...]

...Surprise me.

[Maybe that's cheating a little, but she doesn't care. Rey has no idea what to expect from lesbian erotica, okay.]

[fogsong]

Hope and Sorrow. [ This is sarcasm. A joke. The last thing she wants to imagine are two emoclouds touching each other in their cloud holes. ]

[vocarrah]

Ah! Please, this!

[This is not sarcasm. He would love to read about the emoclouds touching cloudholes.]

[fogsong]

...don't tell me that's something you actually want to read. [ She's horrified. Please, don't. ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ What she sees as sarcasm, Rose takes as a challenge. ]

You got it. Give me, like, ten minutes. I'll get something good for you.

[ How do glowclouds even mate? They can, she's aware, but actually- She has no idea! Creative liberty! Fun!!! ]

[fogsong]

[ Oh god.

She's gonna send it to Hope and Sorrow if they ever come back (but hopefully they're all dead). ]

I have no one to blame but myself. [ Bad Sharon, bad. ]

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[At first morbid curiosity is what had him linger, but as Rosie continued Nate found himself increasingly torn between horror and concern.]

Wow.

[There's bad porn, and then there's this.]

Are you sure this stuff is supposed to get people going? Because I think that killed any libido I've ever had in my life.

[hasitsthorns]

[ Those are both extremely appropriate, valid reactions. ]

Wow yourself, [ she says to that, though her tone is light and obviously teasing. ] It's not my fault you don't have the fine tastes that I do when it comes to the very nuanced genre of erotica.

[redlikerose]

Wow, you're going all out! Y'know I really wouldn't know what to request.

Isn't it hard to write like that????

[hasitsthorns]

Heck yeah I am!
Go big or go home, as they say.

Not really. I write music, mostly, so I'm not like a novelist or anything but... It's kind of fun to break out of my usual work once in a while.

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[sciencelizard]

Oh. M-My. God.

[She looks fucking delighted.]

Would you write for any characters...?

[Are you about to write Mew Mew fanfiction, Rosie? Probably.]

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[hasitsthorns]

Absolutely any. Just give me names and, like, basic personalities and I'll cook up what I can.

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[such_a_teez]

You know, I think you've got a future in the erotic arts. [He's more amused than impressed, though.]

And you said you do commissions? [It wasn't the worst thing he's read, honestly. And he thinks she's just what he needs to liven things up a bit.]

[hasitsthorns]

I'm flattered!
I am taking requests. No payment necessary, I just want to share my art with the world.

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[stealyoursoul]

I think frostbite has taken over your brain if you think this going to work.

[Don't mind the guy with the black smudges where his eyes should be. Despite the bone dry tone, there's a twitch to his lips which suggests he's trying very hard not to laugh.]

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[hasitsthorns]

I'm actually impervious to cold, but- You know, might be a possibility.

I'm also just known to have incredibly ridiculous ideas.

[ That's interesting, but she doesn't seem perturbed by it all. She's seen spoopier. ]

[video] laaaaaate

[northerndragon]

[He looks absolutely appalled. And possibly a little bit aroused, but that might be more difficult to tell.]

Seven bloody hells.

Don't send me any more messages like this, Rose.

-- Please.

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh. Oh, no. That's adorable. She has to stop herself from teasing despite how easy he's making it. ]

Sorry, sorry- Guess it was too effective.

I was just having a bit of fun.

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[restinglichface]

You're incredible. I need ten immediately.

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[hasitsthorns]

Oh, man. I didn't think to set a limit...

I could do ten, it might just take me a while. You'd also need to give me a list.