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Rosalina "Has No Chill" Nurumi ([personal profile] hasitsthorns) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2018-12-02 11:17 am

TENTH SONG ♫ VIDEO (nsfw, filtered away from minors)

'Sup, Hadriel.

[ Dressed in a T-shirt and jean shorts, Rose doesn't look properly outfitted for this weather. Anyone watching though can see that she doesn't so much a shiver despite the exposed skin. Actually, the woman looks rather comfortable. ]

It's cold as heck, right? I know some people have been offering ways to keep warm and now I am too. Of course, what I'm going to provide is more for people who are already situated but might want somehow to pass the time and heat things up in a different way. I mean, if you can't go out in this weather it's gotta be boring just sitting around, right?

That's why I'm here to provide entertainment to start a fire down below. You heard that right, folks: I'm offering up my services in writing you some erotic literature to get you going in this cold, trying times.

[ The blond pulls out a piece of paper from somewhere in her pile of junk (her and Alphys aren't the most tidy, it seems) and smiles. ]

Of course, I have some examples of my work so you know what you're signing up for. Here's one of my better pieces for your listening pleasure. [ A-HE-HE-HEM. ] "Oh," was all he said as she undid her bra, nethers tingling despite his best attempts to calm himself. She was a beauty unlike anything he'd ever seen before, eyes glistening like gems in the pale moonlight. His hands reached out so that his fingers could brush against her malleable mammaries and run over her cute pink peaks delicious-looking as gumdrops. All he wanted to get them in his mouth, to devour her in ways unimaginable. The breathy sigh that she gave as the split of her legs dampened told him that she wanted this as much as he did. She wanted him and he wasn't about to let her down."

[ She looks way more proud of herself than she has any right to be, honestly. ]

I can take more specific requests to suit your tastes. I'll try to limit it to two-hundred-word snippets, just enough to hopefully get you going and let your imagination handle the rest. I can even write it for specific pairings if that's your thing and keep it discreet. Just let me know! I'll be here for the foreseeable future for all your smutty needs.
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[personal profile] redlikerose 2019-01-04 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
I laughed so hard when you typed that just now.

Oh man.

It never stops being funny even when you're older.