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[octopusballs]

[ Charles does the whole wake up in the middle of a Colosseum surrounded by giant scorpion thing. He managed to kill one. He's the Scorpion King now. Totally coined that. ]

Detective Charles Boyle.
I'm new here.

My nana always said, bad news first because the good news is probably a lie.
Fun fact, she made me cry a lot.
So give it to me hard and fast.
Bad then good.

[ But now for the most important thing. ]

Jake Peralta.
Jake?

He's 5'10". 165 pounds. Beautiful light brown eyes.
If anyone has seen him, please tell me.

[ Now he'll get some information and find Jakey. ]

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Text. I AM SO SORRY

[hoperulesdespairdrools]

We don't know how to get you home yet or how to get anyone home for that matter. So you're stuck here for the time being. Probably for months, maybe years.

Our city is run by beings who call themselves gods who run on our energy and sometimes cause crazy things to happen around the city to allow that to happen. These events often really suck.

We're currently stuck on a frozen planet with very few methods to warm ourselves up. It's freezing. Everything is frozen and the plumbing doesn't work either.

The gods who are normally in charge of providing us with food and warmth disappeared when we moved to a frozen planet. Only two of them have turned up and don't seem to feel like turning the heating back on.

There are monsters about that can tear you to pieces.

All in all this is a pretty unpleasant place.

However, the good news is that there are a great many people with wonderful powers and talent and are full of hope. Obviously, not everyone here is like that. However, I'm sure that if enough of them gather together and combine forces, there is nothing they can't accomplish! Even the seemingly impossible situation of finding a way home!

i'm not! lmao

[octopusballs]

Can I meet the gods?

So it's freezing and you know what they say for that, right? Body warmth. Everyone needs to strip down and huddle together. It's the only way to survive.

I bet you're talking about Jake. He's one of the most wonderful people I know!

If we all team up we can find a way back home.

[hoperulesdespairdrools]

Well, I guess that's one way to do it? [Well, Ianchus has a potential new friend.]

Anyway, I don't know this Jake guy personally but you say he's one of the most wonderful people you know. I guess that means he's your hope?

[octopusballs]

It's the smartest way.
Tell me where you are and I'll come help you.

My hope and my future.
He's my best friend. I love him so much.

[hoperulesdespairdrools]

I think I'll pass. [He doesn't know you dude D:] I do recall someone making a similar offer to everyone on the network though.[Since Ianchus seems to like that sort of thing.]

Really? That is amazing! The fact that you have someone like that as your ray of light, your beacon, the thing that keeps you going! If you two stick together and fight, none of the inevitable gales of despair coming your way will knock you down! Keep that in mind and stay strong!