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[octopusballs]

[ Charles does the whole wake up in the middle of a Colosseum surrounded by giant scorpion thing. He managed to kill one. He's the Scorpion King now. Totally coined that. ]

Detective Charles Boyle.
I'm new here.

My nana always said, bad news first because the good news is probably a lie.
Fun fact, she made me cry a lot.
So give it to me hard and fast.
Bad then good.

[ But now for the most important thing. ]

Jake Peralta.
Jake?

He's 5'10". 165 pounds. Beautiful light brown eyes.
If anyone has seen him, please tell me.

[ Now he'll get some information and find Jakey. ]

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[octopusballs]

I have a blueberry and turmeric rich diet.
I won't forget this place.

[uptightness]

You can eat all the blueberries and turmeric you want.
Not going to help.

[octopusballs]

All the Boyle men have a perfect memory.
Grandfather Boyle could recall the first time he tasted the family dough.
When he was three.

[uptightness]

You have realized that this place plays by its own rules, right.

[octopusballs]

My apologies, ma'am, but I'm new here.
I'm still learning the rules.

[uptightness]

[Ma... am...]

It's Carolina.
And you're going to find a lot of strange things about this place.
Like this Jake? He might be here. And he might be from your past or your future.