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[lastreturned]

I'M BACK!

ACTUALLY I WAS BACK A COUPLE WEEKS AGO! BUT I HAD TO LEAVE TO PICK SOMETHING UP... I'M BACK FOR GOOD NOW, THOUGH! AND SO IS DELIGHT. SHE WAS PRETTY EASY TO FIND ONCE I STARTED LOOKING. SORRY WE DIDN'T TELL YOU SHE WAS GONE, WE DIDN'T WANT PANIC OR ANYTHING. YOU GUYS PANIC PRETTY EASY! ANYWAY, EVERYTHING'S BACK WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, INCLUDING ME HERE AND DELIGHT LOCKED AWAY, AND NOBODY WAS MURDERED BY EVIL ROBOTS.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING!

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[theweakhavepurpose]

[He does not enjoy talking to the gods, but he does live in the pink blobs housing so he should try and play nice lest it cause the house to kick him out.]

we only panic when we dont know whats going on.

nobody murdered by robots is good. lets keep it that way.

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[lastreturned]

THAT'S NOT TRUE! NONE OF YOU KNEW DELIGHT WAS MISSING SO NONE OF YOU PANICKED! IT WORKED OUT GREAT.

[theweakhavepurpose]

lots of people panicked

just not about that.

[lastreturned]

SO IT WORKED! :)

[theweakhavepurpose]

only if you want less panic and not no panic at all.

then sure. it worked. good job.

[lastreturned]

YOU LOT PANIC OVER EVERYTHING! NO WONDER CONFUSION'S ALWAYS SO STRONG.

[theweakhavepurpose]

[Love why.]

we dont.

she can go fuck herself.

and she has no idea what strength is.

[lastreturned]

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SAY STUFF LIKE THAT! IT'S SO FUNNY!

[theweakhavepurpose]

how is any of that funny?

[lastreturned]

HUMANS JUST TICKLE ME SO MUCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY MAKE BOLD PRONOUNCEMENTS AND ACT TOUGH!

[theweakhavepurpose]

is that good?

youre welcome i guess.

[lastreturned]

IT'S GOOD! YOU ALL ARE JUST A LOT OF FUN!

[theweakhavepurpose]

what part of this is FUN?

[lastreturned]

MOST OF IT! YOU'VE JUST GOTTA HAVE THE RIGHT ATTITUDE!

[theweakhavepurpose]

maybe you guys should do more "fun" things.

we could use a movie theater. or a starbucks. or not thinking were going to die every 2 weeks.

[lastreturned]

WHAT'S A STARBUCKS?

[theweakhavepurpose]

a big chain of coffee shops on earth. lots of flavors. lots of types of coffee.

[lastreturned]

THERE'S COFFEE HERE! HOPE MADE SOME!

[theweakhavepurpose]

its appreciated. but not quite the same thing.

its hard to explain if you havent been there.

also they have cookies and sandwiches and wifi.

[lastreturned]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WIFI IS BUT THERE ARE COOKIES AND SANDWICHES HERE SOMETIMES TOO!

[theweakhavepurpose]

thats good i guess.

where are there sandwiches?

[lastreturned]

YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO MAKE THEM YOURSELVES. :( BUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS ARE HERE.

WAIT! DO YOU REALLY REALLY LOVE SANDWICHES?

[theweakhavepurpose]

i like them a lot.

i love candy though if we have any of that laying around.

[lastreturned]

HMM... I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH CANDY! BUT I CAN MAKE SOME FOR YOU IF YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM!

[theweakhavepurpose]

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do i have to actually mean it? or can i just say it?