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hadriel2019-02-01 09:09 pm
glazedonutholes) wrote in hadriel2019-02-01 09:09 pm
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Flower PSA
[ The recording opens with Donut standing in front of his bed that's currently covered in an ocean of flower petals. Beside him stands a decorated bike that holds a few bouquets. ]
Hey guys! Private Donut here from the popular Bluehaus with another friendly PSA.
As you all know, it's February and that means love is in the air! For those of you unfamiliar with Earth lingo, this is the month we celebrate a little thing called Valentine's Day! It's a day when a guy in a diaper named Cupid hits you with an arrow and BAM! Instant love at first sight! Isn't it great?!
[ He vibrates with giddy delight. ]
Well! I've been hard at work collecting all sorts of seeds in anticipation and now it's time for all of them to bloom! As your friendly neighborhood Flower God, I'll be making fresh bouquets for anyone who wants them! And this month only [ he throws his hands out to show off the bike - TADA! ] -
I'll be making home deliveries!
You just tell me what you'd like and [he starts reciting the postal service motto ] neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this Flower God from swift delivery! I got all sorts of bouquets for all tastes! There's your friendship ones, your first date ones, pure love, wild love, going steady, and all sorts of other ones for every occasion!
So... [ Here he rocks back on his heels, his hands behind his back. ] I was thinking, if any of you have a little time to spare next month, maybe you can help me set-up a real flower shop and help me move-in upstairs? You know what they say, it takes a village.
[ He keeps rocking back and forth on his heels, buzzing with so many vibrant emotions they spill over and behind him the larkspur flowers start to bloom. Reds and blues. Purples. Whites. A whole rainbow of colors come to life. ]
Either way, I love Valentine's Day, so I'd do this for free! [ He smiles before remembering - ] I'll be accepting orders all month!
[ He waves at the recording. ]
Happy Hearts!
Hey guys! Private Donut here from the popular Bluehaus with another friendly PSA.
As you all know, it's February and that means love is in the air! For those of you unfamiliar with Earth lingo, this is the month we celebrate a little thing called Valentine's Day! It's a day when a guy in a diaper named Cupid hits you with an arrow and BAM! Instant love at first sight! Isn't it great?!
[ He vibrates with giddy delight. ]
Well! I've been hard at work collecting all sorts of seeds in anticipation and now it's time for all of them to bloom! As your friendly neighborhood Flower God, I'll be making fresh bouquets for anyone who wants them! And this month only [ he throws his hands out to show off the bike - TADA! ] -
I'll be making home deliveries!
You just tell me what you'd like and [he starts reciting the postal service motto ] neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this Flower God from swift delivery! I got all sorts of bouquets for all tastes! There's your friendship ones, your first date ones, pure love, wild love, going steady, and all sorts of other ones for every occasion!
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So... [ Here he rocks back on his heels, his hands behind his back. ] I was thinking, if any of you have a little time to spare next month, maybe you can help me set-up a real flower shop and help me move-in upstairs? You know what they say, it takes a village.
[ He keeps rocking back and forth on his heels, buzzing with so many vibrant emotions they spill over and behind him the larkspur flowers start to bloom. Reds and blues. Purples. Whites. A whole rainbow of colors come to life. ]
Either way, I love Valentine's Day, so I'd do this for free! [ He smiles before remembering - ] I'll be accepting orders all month!
[ He waves at the recording. ]
Happy Hearts!
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Got it. Now, what day would you like me to drop them off on? Time? Outside the lab? Do I give them to him directly? Any mood preferences for the singing telegram?
[ He's used to organizing parties, so these are just standard questions to have everyone happy at the end! ]
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but maybe around noon to make sure his coworkers all get to see the show
go ahead and give em right to him
no pref but like if you wanna go hard on something sexy fucking own it son
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Got it!
So, for the telegram, something like Billy Idol's Rebel Yell, Luis Fonsi's Despacito or more Christina Aguilera Still Dirrty?
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fantasy mobb deeps hit it from the back
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So, when should I go see Barry?
[ He's not sure if she wants it for Valentine's Day or sooner. ]
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makes it more of a surprise to get it early right????
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I'll get my tush to the lab by noon!
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ill remember this <3
Video | A few hours later
[ He holds out the bouquet for her, all happy smiles and flower petals. ]
It screams fiery passion all pressed petals together as one.
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Looks like how I feel when I wanna get laid, so I'd say it's perfect.
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I'll just get ready here and head on over to the lab!
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See you there.
[like lup wont be hiding in the bushes watching in, come on]
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Wish me Luck~