hadriel | Flower PSA

[ The recording opens with Donut standing in front of his bed that's currently covered in an ocean of flower petals. Beside him stands a decorated bike that holds a few bouquets. ]

Hey guys! Private Donut here from the popular Bluehaus with another friendly PSA.

As you all know, it's February and that means love is in the air! For those of you unfamiliar with Earth lingo, this is the month we celebrate a little thing called Valentine's Day! It's a day when a guy in a diaper named Cupid hits you with an arrow and BAM! Instant love at first sight! Isn't it great?!

[ He vibrates with giddy delight. ]

Well! I've been hard at work collecting all sorts of seeds in anticipation and now it's time for all of them to bloom! As your friendly neighborhood Flower God, I'll be making fresh bouquets for anyone who wants them! And this month only [ he throws his hands out to show off the bike - TADA! ] -
I'll be making home deliveries!

You just tell me what you'd like and [he starts reciting the postal service motto ] neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this Flower God from swift delivery! I got all sorts of bouquets for all tastes! There's your friendship ones, your first date ones, pure love, wild love, going steady, and all sorts of other ones for every occasion!

So... [ Here he rocks back on his heels, his hands behind his back. ] I was thinking, if any of you have a little time to spare next month, maybe you can help me set-up a real flower shop and help me move-in upstairs? You know what they say, it takes a village.

[ He keeps rocking back and forth on his heels, buzzing with so many vibrant emotions they spill over and behind him the larkspur flowers start to bloom. Reds and blues. Purples. Whites. A whole rainbow of colors come to life. ]

Either way, I love Valentine's Day, so I'd do this for free! [ He smiles before remembering - ] I'll be accepting orders all month!

[ He waves at the recording. ]

Happy Hearts!

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From: The Cute Blond with the Manly Goatee!

To: All the Ladies of Hadriel!

Order: From The Grand Line, With Love~

Notes: What a swell guy getting flowers for all the ladies! Maybe I should give flowers for all the guys too! I wouldn't want them to feel left out! -- Oh! I can't forget gender neutral! Hehehe.

Edited 2019-02-13 05:44 (UTC)

[ By the time he's made his last delivery Donut barely has enough juice to teleport back to his room. He's exhausted, the wings dragging on the floor as he lets go of the cupid's bow and plants his face on a bed full of larkspur petals that are toxic to all but him. The flowers wrap around him, tucking him in as he falls asleep like a baby, cupid costume and all. ]

From: Lust from the 7 Deadly Sins!

To: Barry Bluejeans (Is he a Doctor?! I can't wait to meet him!)

Order: Cactus flowers for lust and sex. Corianders for guilty pleasure for feelings of lust. Coral or orange roses for passion and desire. Red chrysanthemum for love and passion!

I'll do a bright red ribbon for the bouquet! This will be a personal delivery at his lab near noon so all his coworkers can see the show! Which means - Cupid outfit is a go! Oh! And I can't forget the telegram playing the classic Hit it from the back by Mobb Deeps.

Notes: Personal delivery What a cool gal! I hope Mr. Bluejeans knows how lucky they are!

[ Donut spends a considerable amount of time in front of the camera as he gets ready. He slips toga on over one shoulder, followed by the angel wings, and lastly Cupid's signature bow. Then, he starts laying on the make-up and lastly, the hearts and kissy lips go all over him. By the time he's finished, he's looking quite striking if he does say so himself~

Once he's ready, he sends a quick message to Lup to let her know he's on his way and picks up the special bouquet and telegram before he heads out~ ]

Here I go!

Edited 2019-02-13 02:34 (UTC)

From: Self love

To: The Best Person in Town!

Order: Orchids and Magnolia's

Note: I bet she'll love this! Oh! I can't wait!!!

Edited 2019-02-13 03:25 (UTC)

From: The Brunette with the Taken Heart~

To: His super special person!!!!!

Order: Unconditional Love

Notes: This is better than the Notebook!!! Sarge would love this story!!! Time to bring my A game for this handsome fellow!!!! Oh! I can't wait to see the person's face when they realize the person behind the gift!!!

From: You are beautiful and sad

To: The one gone from his sight but not from his heart

Order: A pink carnation, white heather, purple hyacinth. Maybe a camellia.

Notes: Those we love don't go away.

From: A Secret Admirer~

To: Lopez 3.0 - Tres

Order: Edelweiss & Violets

Notes: Time for this Flower God to convert yet another unbeliever~

From: The cute Brit~

To: TBA

Order: TBA

Notes: TBA

From: Forget me not :|

To: The Lumberjack Hipster~ aka Left Shark!

Order: Artistic and Non-traditional!

Notes: This is going to be super special awesome! I can't wait to see his face when I show up with the best bouquet in town! it'll rock his socks off! Hehehe

Edited 2019-02-13 03:46 (UTC)

[ It's Valentine's Day and Donut's all buttered up into his latest outfit all white feathers and toga garb. He's got his lucky bow and a slew of orders to fill! So, he does what Gods do best - he takes the easy way out. One at a time, he picks up each special bouquet and teleports, but this time he leaves his special bike behind because he's got a mood to set~ ]

Well, now. How am I going to set you up?

[ He asks the huge ass heart made from roses. It's a BIG display and one he plans to catch Sharkface off guard with, he just needs to scheme a bit~ ]

From: The cute brunette with the ribbon~

To: A blue as deep as the sea by night~

Order: Extravagance!

Notes: Oh! I can't wait to put this together!!! I'll make the most eye-dropping bouquet no one's ever made! Time to get those artistic juices going!!!!

Edited 2019-02-13 04:40 (UTC)

From: The Forest Goddess~

To: Her super special friend!

Order: A friendly love

Notes: She seems cute I can't wait to put something together for her! I bet her friend will love it!

[ He prances around his room having a fun time playing with his toga before picking up another bouquet and heading off for another special delivery! ]

Edited 2019-02-15 09:23 (UTC)

Flower PSA

Franklin D. Donut's Super Special Love Notes~ [ Private ]

Sanji | 1

!!! DELIVERED !!!

Lup | 2

Delivered~

Cashmere | 3

Delivered~

Ivar Ragnarsson | 4

Delivered~

Takashi Shirogane | 5

StarScream | 6

Delivered~

Ianchus | 7

Drake Holloway | 8

Delivered~

Tyki Mikk | 9

Delivered~

Rydia | 10

Delivered~