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hadriel2019-02-01 09:09 pm
glazedonutholes) wrote in hadriel2019-02-01 09:09 pm
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Flower PSA
[ The recording opens with Donut standing in front of his bed that's currently covered in an ocean of flower petals. Beside him stands a decorated bike that holds a few bouquets. ]
Hey guys! Private Donut here from the popular Bluehaus with another friendly PSA.
As you all know, it's February and that means love is in the air! For those of you unfamiliar with Earth lingo, this is the month we celebrate a little thing called Valentine's Day! It's a day when a guy in a diaper named Cupid hits you with an arrow and BAM! Instant love at first sight! Isn't it great?!
[ He vibrates with giddy delight. ]
Well! I've been hard at work collecting all sorts of seeds in anticipation and now it's time for all of them to bloom! As your friendly neighborhood Flower God, I'll be making fresh bouquets for anyone who wants them! And this month only [ he throws his hands out to show off the bike - TADA! ] -
I'll be making home deliveries!
You just tell me what you'd like and [he starts reciting the postal service motto ] neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this Flower God from swift delivery! I got all sorts of bouquets for all tastes! There's your friendship ones, your first date ones, pure love, wild love, going steady, and all sorts of other ones for every occasion!
So... [ Here he rocks back on his heels, his hands behind his back. ] I was thinking, if any of you have a little time to spare next month, maybe you can help me set-up a real flower shop and help me move-in upstairs? You know what they say, it takes a village.
[ He keeps rocking back and forth on his heels, buzzing with so many vibrant emotions they spill over and behind him the larkspur flowers start to bloom. Reds and blues. Purples. Whites. A whole rainbow of colors come to life. ]
Either way, I love Valentine's Day, so I'd do this for free! [ He smiles before remembering - ] I'll be accepting orders all month!
[ He waves at the recording. ]
Happy Hearts!
Hey guys! Private Donut here from the popular Bluehaus with another friendly PSA.
As you all know, it's February and that means love is in the air! For those of you unfamiliar with Earth lingo, this is the month we celebrate a little thing called Valentine's Day! It's a day when a guy in a diaper named Cupid hits you with an arrow and BAM! Instant love at first sight! Isn't it great?!
[ He vibrates with giddy delight. ]
Well! I've been hard at work collecting all sorts of seeds in anticipation and now it's time for all of them to bloom! As your friendly neighborhood Flower God, I'll be making fresh bouquets for anyone who wants them! And this month only [ he throws his hands out to show off the bike - TADA! ] -
I'll be making home deliveries!
You just tell me what you'd like and [he starts reciting the postal service motto ] neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this Flower God from swift delivery! I got all sorts of bouquets for all tastes! There's your friendship ones, your first date ones, pure love, wild love, going steady, and all sorts of other ones for every occasion!
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So... [ Here he rocks back on his heels, his hands behind his back. ] I was thinking, if any of you have a little time to spare next month, maybe you can help me set-up a real flower shop and help me move-in upstairs? You know what they say, it takes a village.
[ He keeps rocking back and forth on his heels, buzzing with so many vibrant emotions they spill over and behind him the larkspur flowers start to bloom. Reds and blues. Purples. Whites. A whole rainbow of colors come to life. ]
Either way, I love Valentine's Day, so I'd do this for free! [ He smiles before remembering - ] I'll be accepting orders all month!
[ He waves at the recording. ]
Happy Hearts!
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Elvish like this.
[She tugs up one side of her beanie to show him a pointed ear.]
Who's Kaikainai? Why am I like her?
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Uh, Donut, I didn't say that. You just misheard her name.
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So, you are like the Lord of the Rings!!! Oh, Man! Simmons is going to be super happy to meet you! Can I take a picture?! When we get BaseBook back and running I'm totally going to upload it and ping him! It'll be awesome!
[ He giggles at the thought of Simmons face, he'll be totally floored! Talking about floor - ]
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I guess you're right, I did mishear her name. Or maybe I just miss them so terribly much that I latch onto any little similarity I come across. That's probably why I go on long accounts about the guys and why I cry myself to sleep at night and feel this aching hole in my heart when I'm alone with no one to talk too. Hmm. [ A curious look crosses his face and he turns to look at an empty tea cup with his special larkspur brew. ] Maybe I should stop drinking this stuff. I'm starting to sound like my Mother.
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No, you can't have a picture. I'm not like... a zoo animal or something.
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[ But is getting kind of melancholy, uhm. ]
....you okay, Donut? Maybe you should go downstairs and find somebody to keep you company.
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[ He waves it off. ]
Don't worry Wash. I've got a girlfriend coming over soon, so I'll have company tonight.
You two enjoy yourselves~
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[ He's not going to explain that this expedition is definitely not for fun, he doesn't want the sim trooper to worry. ]
You have fun with your friend, Donut. I'll see you when we get back, maybe I'll bring you a souvenir.
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[ He tells him quickly before hanging up. ]