hadriel | Flower PSA

[ The recording opens with Donut standing in front of his bed that's currently covered in an ocean of flower petals. Beside him stands a decorated bike that holds a few bouquets. ]

Hey guys! Private Donut here from the popular Bluehaus with another friendly PSA.

As you all know, it's February and that means love is in the air! For those of you unfamiliar with Earth lingo, this is the month we celebrate a little thing called Valentine's Day! It's a day when a guy in a diaper named Cupid hits you with an arrow and BAM! Instant love at first sight! Isn't it great?!

[ He vibrates with giddy delight. ]

Well! I've been hard at work collecting all sorts of seeds in anticipation and now it's time for all of them to bloom! As your friendly neighborhood Flower God, I'll be making fresh bouquets for anyone who wants them! And this month only [ he throws his hands out to show off the bike - TADA! ] -
I'll be making home deliveries!

You just tell me what you'd like and [he starts reciting the postal service motto ] neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this Flower God from swift delivery! I got all sorts of bouquets for all tastes! There's your friendship ones, your first date ones, pure love, wild love, going steady, and all sorts of other ones for every occasion!

So... [ Here he rocks back on his heels, his hands behind his back. ] I was thinking, if any of you have a little time to spare next month, maybe you can help me set-up a real flower shop and help me move-in upstairs? You know what they say, it takes a village.

[ He keeps rocking back and forth on his heels, buzzing with so many vibrant emotions they spill over and behind him the larkspur flowers start to bloom. Reds and blues. Purples. Whites. A whole rainbow of colors come to life. ]

Either way, I love Valentine's Day, so I'd do this for free! [ He smiles before remembering - ] I'll be accepting orders all month!

[ He waves at the recording. ]

Happy Hearts!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Super useful! You have no idea how many boxes I've put together!

[ He laughs at that comment. ]

Well, I am a Flower God. It'd be pretty embarrassing if I couldn't grow a few flowers.

I don't remember hearing anything about a flower god when I got the run-down on this place. Doesn't exactly fit right in with the other names. [ No wait maybe that was rude. ] No offense.

[ He waves it off, not a bit offended. ]

I'm one of a kind~

[ He winks at him good-naturedly. ]

Also, not from around here.

[ Apparently-a-god not offended. Success story for the ages. ]

No? [ Should he take it at face value? Finn guesses there's no reason not to. He could see why someone might not want to get in on the ground level by admitting they're with the people at the top, but it's not like it would be hard to prove the guy wrong if he were lying.

Nothing to gain by lying about it and getting fact-checked 2 hours later by someone else on the network. ]

Guess that says something about how wide they're casting the nets for this place, then.

I guess, they're trying all inclusive.

You can't fault them for that~

I don't know. I don't have all that many problems finding things to fault them for so far.

Yeah. They’re not really good gods are they? I’m going to have to talk to Heaven about it.

[ THE PLOT THICKENS.

Okay no, Finn is broadly confused about this whole situation, but he's also trying to not be a big debbie downer to people in the broken-down city apparently set to have to fight for their lives at any given moment. He's gonna be supportive. ]

Good luck? I don't-- I don't really know the protocol on that one. Hope it works out when you get around to it.

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