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[morphinum]

GET THESE BUGS OUT OF MY APARTMENT




i did not leave the fucking woodland fairy realm for more insects

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[barbarus]

[ Half the town was trying to kill the other half last week, and this is what's angered this person? ]

they are just fireflies what is the matter?

they won't harm you.

[morphinum]

[ still wasn't as bad as the hunger games. ]

theyre vermin and i bet you fifty bucks im gonna start feeling some fucked up emotions

[barbarus]

[ Neither are fireflies, in fairness. ]

is there a time in this city when we are not forced into feeling fucked up emotions?

there's worse we could deal with than those.

[morphinum]

[ better the devil you know than the fireflies you don't. ]

my point exactly. and im sick of it and now its emotions and bugs i only have so much patience for this bullshit

its not the fucked up that bothers me. im 20 different kinds of fucked up and proud. its that we dont get a say in the matter. no hope of resistance peaceful or otherwise

thats whats fucked up

[barbarus]

so you'll respond by getting angry about it? that could be exactly what they want

we don't need to make it easy for them.

[morphinum]

it isnt. this is my usual anger. unhealthy misdirected fury is my thing dont knock it till you try it

if i started getting all happy and gushy then we'd have a problem

[ she doesn't exactly feel...happy, but the pleasantness unnerves her. ]

[barbarus]

this whole place has been feeding on rage for the last week or more.

happiness would not be so terrible. and fury is better when it's directed, preferably at them. and not their fireflies.

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[wormintheglass]

have you tried letting them walk over you

[morphinum]

no why would i do that

[wormintheglass]

they tickle and they're pretty

i'm covered in them like tiny live diamonds

[GUESS WHO'S OFF HER FACE]

[morphinum]

oh my god youre high as balls

are you saying these things are getting you stoned bianca this is Important

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[wormintheglass]

[There is a long pause, and then there's Bianca, looking up into a phone held over her face.]

Yes. Yes, they are.

I'm in the park.

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[morphinum]

god is real

[ a few minutes later, Johanna is crouching over Bianca, poking at a stray firefly every now and then. When they buzz off, Johanna grins, genuine instead of sarcastic. She bites her lip when she does so, ever so slightly.

It's been a long time since Johanna was able to do that. ]

[64th]

Please stop pretending to hate things, it's really tacky.

[morphinum]

are you trying to ask me to be nice to you

because heres the deal

my hatred for you is nothing but genuine darling

besides i didnt think people from 1 even knew what bugs were

[64th]

Yeah we get it, you're so scary and tough

Yawn

I know what bugs are!

[morphinum]

then you would know why i dont want them in my shit

[64th]

are you scared of bugs?

[ followed by an excessive number of smiley emojis ]

[morphinum]

[ an excessive number of middle finger emojis ]

7 was crawling with them why should i be scared. im just sick of them

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[imobouzu]

these particular insects are not dangerous, johannadono.

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[morphinum]

i know that but theyre vermin and do not belong with the silverware

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[imobouzu]

they could be much worse
they are small and not trying to hurt anyone

[morphinum]

great they can be small outside where they belong

[imobouzu]

well if you need any help i work with exterminating insects
even if they're usually big

[morphinum]

so youll get these out of my place for free?

hell yeah im down you can just do it for me show off your skills or whatever

i dont need to touch them