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[wipedclean]

[The soldier is usually pretty stern, intimidating, all that jazz, but right now he's downright grumpy. And... snarly. Clearly he's not in a good mood.]

Why. The fuck. Are these fucking fireflies everywhere?

[Speaking of, here's one fluttering against his shoulder right now. His hand slams down on top of it, squashing it. He growls.]

They are getting in the way and they are making Steve forget he has to eat. Is there a way to stop them other than crushing them one by one?

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[beanstalk]

Point, and they're too small and too many to take care of. [ Thank god he himself has a way to personally deal with that. ]

Maybe catching them and disposing of them might do something.

[wipedclean]

Probably, but it's inefficient. It takes a lot of time to catch them.

[beanstalk]

I doubt it's going to rain fire anytime soon. That would definitely work.

[wipedclean]

That would be convenient.

[beanstalk]

Convenient in getting the fireflies out, yeah. Not so much when this god forsaken city fills up with smoke.

[wipedclean]

No. You're right. That would be bad.

[beanstalk]

"Bad" would likely be putting it lightly.

[wipedclean]

Luckily this is purely hypothetical.

[beanstalk]

Luckily.