video.

[kickingand]

[ Dean's got his device set up so that this isn't all Blair Witch Project (thank god) but he's got a jar of his own, which he's... gently shaking around a couple of fireflies in. Not like Sid and his toys or anything here, considering they're still alive, but he's cheerfully giving them a rock and roll. ]

I don't get the bug thing, I really don't--

[ After which he sets the jar down with a slight clatter, where the fireflies can finally carry on flitting about. ]

I mean, this is like crack to kids, right? Catching these things, watching 'em fly around? Never understood the appeal. [ Says the man with fireflies in a jar but he's curious okay, don't judge. ]

And then with the warm and fuzzies... I mean- C'mon. Never known a God to offer that up without some kinda hand being played.

Comments

[retiredfromhell]

Try telling him that. He has creation's biggest stick up his feathered hole and it's been there since Dad said 'here you two, make this for me.'

[ Big brothers can be so annoying. ]

So what, you've adopted this angel? He adopted you?

[kickingand]

glad to know i wasnt the only one thinkin that

[ Oh Michael, how Dean does not miss you. ]

little bit of both? cas started it, i kept him around afterwards

[retiredfromhell]

Hardly. You should hear Gabriel on the subject. Well, when he's not being an officious ass. I'm sure Uriel would have an opinion, if he had a personality.

[ Family politics. Seriously, sometimes Lucifer is ready to adopt himself out to mortals. ]

You make him sound like a lost puppy.

[kickingand]

man all my old buddies. sure dont miss most of those guys. [ And if you mention Zachariah, Dean will so be done with all this nostalgia, save for maybe Gabriel. He likes Gabriel. ]

puppy or not, he can hold his own. believe me.

[retiredfromhell]

Me neither. One of the many reasons I retired.

Well good for him. Maybe he's not entirely useless like the rest of them.

[kickingand]

yeah well, gabriel retired too, when he had the chance. found his own special form of entertainment.

cas? useless? thats the last thing id call him

[retiredfromhell]

Did he? Well bully for him, hopefully he doesn't have family trying to drag him back into the business.

For someone who howled about the idea of sleeping with a guy, you do realize you're starting to sound like a Lifetime movie here?

[kickingand]

not sure family brings you back after you star in a porno

hey HEY this is not any kind of chick flick. [ Says Dean, who's favorite character on his soaps is (mister) Dr. Sexy. ] just telling it like it is

[retiredfromhell]

You think Dad cares? I've screwed my way through most of LA and he's still trying to put me back under his thumb.

But good for Gabriel. About time he learned to do something more with his dick than just wave it about.

You sound precisely like a chick flick, I'm waiting for you to break out in song like a musical at any moment here.

[kickingand]

yeah well thosere dads for you [ No sense mentioning that Gabriel is dead and all that, but at least he's stuck in a neverending loop of porn... ]

look im saving the musical numbers for another time. got it?

[retiredfromhell]

[ Worst ways to spend eternity. ]

A tearful reunion?

[kickingand]

tearful my ass

[retiredfromhell]

I was attempting to be polite and not bring your ass into this, but if you insist.

[kickingand]

i made the damn video while i was sitting on it

[retiredfromhell]

What's that got to do with anything?

[kickingand]

cant comment on something you havent even seen

[ SO NEENER NEENER. ]

[retiredfromhell]

Well then, come show it to me.

[ You walked into that one, Dean. ]

[kickingand]

[ What has his life become!!! ]

think ill pass on the presentation

[retiredfromhell]

Saving yourself for Castiel?

[ You are just such fun to needle, Winchester. ]

1/2

[kickingand]

[ He so going to hang up on you. And then who will you bother! ]

lost the opportunity to save myself a long time ago

[kickingand]

for anyone, dont even go there

[retiredfromhell]

Too late. Went and had a grand time, care to hear about it?

[ Hanging up might be in the best interest of self preservation. Hell, even Chloe drives off and leaves him from time to time and she actually likes him. ]

[kickingand]

[ Well Dean likes to punish himself, so. This is an effective way to do that apparently?? ]

no im good